Pedro
Martinez, one of the key pieces of the New York Mets rotation turned in
3 and 1/3 innings this season before hurting his hamstring and leaving
the game. While he has not been the most durable of pitchers during his
stay in New York, no one expected his season to be so short. He went
down after throwing a pitch that tweaked the hammy, and left the field
amidst a standing ovation. Everyone was extremely grateful for the
great effort Martinez had given this team over the course of the
grueling 3 innings.
"It's been one of the truly great
baseball seasons," said ESPN analyst Peter Gammons. "In a century
people will look back on this year and say, wow, how did Pedro do it?
It's just so impressive. I know we're only 2 days into the season, but
I don't think it's too early to start talking about the Cy Young. Not
only should Pedro be in contention for it, but I think we should rename
it to the Pedro Martinez Award."
Martinez was not pitching a good
game at the time of his exit by normal standards, and will have a 10.80
ERA on the season. "Pedro isn't one those power pitchers who has a
single digit ERA," said longtime Mets fan Aaron Gale. "He's going to be
in the high teens, early twenties region, and that's just how he does
it. People will ask me later in life what it was like to watch 'The
Season', as it will certainly be called from now on. I'll tell them it
was magical, something I wouldn't trade for anything. To see a player
battle over the course of a long 3 innings, it's just a feat you don't
get to see many times in your life."
Martinez was a little somber
about the season. "Well, we had a good run there. There were so many
ups and downs during my excrutiating season, I'm just glad it's over. I
remember this one time I got a strikeout, and this other time I threw a
ball. So many great memories from this year. But now I can relax and
get ready for next season, the year I'm finally going to be healthy."
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