Marvin
Harrison has been questioned in connection to a shooting that took
place near a carwash he owns in Pennsylvania. Police say Harrison
turned over a revolver belonging to him, and bullet casings from the
shooting match the gun. Harrison denies direct involvement in the
incident which took place on Saturday when a man identified by police
only as Mr. Green was at the carwash with his wife Scarlett.
Professor
Paul Plum, a teacher of forensics at Penn State says the crime points
heavily to Harrison, as the murder weapon is known to be his. It's
unknown where exactly the shooting took place, but it could have been
in the billiards room or the conservatory of the carwash. The owner of
Mrs. Peacock's, an italian restaurant next door, phoned in a call to
police early Saturday when she heard 6 shots fired. A Mrs. White was at
the carwash at the time, but indoors and unable to give the police any
other information than a young male in a hood.
The chief police
investigator on the case, Colonel William Mustard, says they were lucky
to have the gun turned in, as original examination of the victim
pointed to a candlestick or possibly a lead pipe being the weapon used.
Officer Mustard says that they have received a small envelope today at
the station from an anonymous person which included three cards
including a Marvin Harrison rookie card. He would not give any more
information than that, but said the envelope was being treated like
evidence, and could lead to an endgame soon. In the mean time, the
police will continue searching for more clues.
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