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Colonel Mustard, Miss Scarlett, Marvin Harrison, All Suspects In Shooting
May 06, 2008 | 4:49AM | report this

Marvin Harrison has been questioned in connection to a shooting that took place near a carwash he owns in Pennsylvania. Police say Harrison turned over a revolver belonging to him, and bullet casings from the shooting match the gun. Harrison denies direct involvement in the incident which took place on Saturday when a man identified by police only as Mr. Green was at the carwash with his wife Scarlett.

Professor Paul Plum, a teacher of forensics at Penn State says the crime points heavily to Harrison, as the murder weapon is known to be his. It's unknown where exactly the shooting took place, but it could have been in the billiards room or the conservatory of the carwash. The owner of Mrs. Peacock's, an italian restaurant next door, phoned in a call to police early Saturday when she heard 6 shots fired. A Mrs. White was at the carwash at the time, but indoors and unable to give the police any other information than a young male in a hood.

The chief police investigator on the case, Colonel William Mustard, says they were lucky to have the gun turned in, as original examination of the victim pointed to a candlestick or possibly a lead pipe being the weapon used. Officer Mustard says that they have received a small envelope today at the station from an anonymous person which included three cards including a Marvin Harrison rookie card. He would not give any more information than that, but said the envelope was being treated like evidence, and could lead to an endgame soon. In the mean time, the police will continue searching for more clues.

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