Gregg
Popovich has outlined a new gameplan he says will help the San Antonio
Spurs take the lead in their series with the Hornets as it heads back
to New Orleans tonight. That innovative gameplan is to actually try on
the road, something no team has really done during the second round so
far. He came up with the plan after many sleepless nights of studying
classic basketball strategy books and reviewing game footage.
It's
unknown how this will play out in the game tonight, but other coaches
around the league are skeptical. "He wants to actually give 100% on the
road?" said Celtics head coach Doc Rivers. "This is basketball we're
playing here, not crazyball. If he wants to embarrass himself and his
team by trying something like that, go ahead. We're not going to look
silly on TV by actually trying and then losing a game to a lesser team
without any excuses. We're going to claim the home crowd fires us up
and makes us play on another level, and let Lebron do whatever he wants
in Cleveland in the meantime. We're going to ride that excuse all the
way into the Finals, the way it should be."
Utah
Jazz fans try to trick Tony Parker into making them his new trophy
wife. It's unknown at this time whether or not this plan worked, but
we're going to hope not.
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