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Spurs Coach Has New Approach To Game 5: Actually Try On The Road
May 13, 2008 | 5:00PM | report this

Gregg Popovich has outlined a new gameplan he says will help the San Antonio Spurs take the lead in their series with the Hornets as it heads back to New Orleans tonight. That innovative gameplan is to actually try on the road, something no team has really done during the second round so far. He came up with the plan after many sleepless nights of studying classic basketball strategy books and reviewing game footage.

It's unknown how this will play out in the game tonight, but other coaches around the league are skeptical. "He wants to actually give 100% on the road?" said Celtics head coach Doc Rivers. "This is basketball we're playing here, not crazyball. If he wants to embarrass himself and his team by trying something like that, go ahead. We're not going to look silly on TV by actually trying and then losing a game to a lesser team without any excuses. We're going to claim the home crowd fires us up and makes us play on another level, and let Lebron do whatever he wants in Cleveland in the meantime. We're going to ride that excuse all the way into the Finals, the way it should be."

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Picture Of The Day: Use Dat Rear!
May 13, 2008 | 4:56PM | report this

Possibly the strangest and most awkward defensive maneuver of all time.

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Picture Of The Day: Someone's Guilty
Apr 30, 2008 | 8:26AM | report this

The ref asks who in the hell just took that awful three point shot that completely missed the basket.

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Picture Of The Day: Big Trick Tony
Jan 29, 2008 | 9:38AM | report this

Utah Jazz fans try to trick Tony Parker into making them his new trophy wife. It's unknown at this time whether or not this plan worked, but we're going to hope not.

(AP Photo/Douglas C. Pizac)

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