Bud
Selig announced today that he was bringing an NFL replay system to MLB
as early as the end of this month. The system has proved successful in
the NFL over the past decade or so, and baseball fans and players have
been clamoring for it over the past few seasons. The system will allow
umpires to put a replay on the stadium screen of an NFL game, should
the baseball on the field become too boring for the fans in attendance.
"There
have been a lot of events this year that have made people stand up and
say we want replay like the NFL has," said Selig at a news conference
talking about the new technology. "We had a game go 23 innings back in
March! Who can sit through that?! We've had a couple no-hitters, also
very boring for the fans. This system will allow fans something fun to
watch if the baseball gets too much to take. Say the catcher is going
out to talk to the pitcher for the 12th time that inning. We just put
some NFL action up on the jumbotron and everyone can still be
entertained."
The system is already making strides to fix some
of the blown calls that happen during games. During a Twins-Cardinals
matchup, in which the system was being tested, there was a disputed
Twins homerun that sent manager Ron Gardenhire out to argue with
officials. The umps then called upon the replay system that showed the
ending of an intense Colts-Patriots game. Gardenhire then realized that
it wasn't worth arguing about, as it was only boring old baseball, and
if he delays too long he'll miss the Vikings training camp coverage on
ESPN tonight.
So far the NFL replay system is working out great
to help fix occasional boredom and blown calls all over the country.
During a Washington Nationals game, however, the NFL replays will be
shown during the entire game. News of this has led to a 16% increase in
ticket sales.
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