The
Milwaukee Brewers put the finishing touches on their triumphant season
yesterday as they lost again to the Philadelphia Phillies, and exited
the playoffs in the first round. Despite having CC Sabathia, the
Brewers were unable to mount much opposition to the Phillies as they
lost 3 games to 1. "Well, we always knew this team had to talent to be
a playoff team," said manager Dave Sveum. "Not World Series caliber
talent, mind you, but enough to maybe get in and then lose pathetically
in the first round. We said it all season, we are a playoff team, and
we proved it with our run there at the end. I think we lived right up
to expectations."
Many around the country consider this an
anti-climactic end to their season that culminated in an exciting race
with the Mets for the wild card. But, those in Wisconsin say it was an
adequate conclusion. "We knew how long they have been working to put
together this team of slightly better than mediocre talent," said
longtime fan Ben Williams. "And we know that they aren't going to be
able to afford this massive $60 million payroll. We are almost up to
1/4 of the Yankees! This was a one year shot to make sort of impressive
run, and we sure did just that. Now, it's time to blow it up and start
building it again for the next quarter century. Man, I love baseball."
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