Dodgers
pitcher Hiroki Kuroda was seen flirting with a no-hitter for several
hours on Sunday as Los Angeles took on the Houston Astros. It started
in the first inning, when Kuroda struck out two of three and saw the
No-Hitter sitting in a box seat by the home dugout. He gave her a tip
of his cap, and a little wink. Things got a little more intimate during
the third inning, after getting a couple groundouts, when he went over
and bought the No-Hitter a drink. They chatted it up for a few minutes
while his team built a decent 4-0 advantage over Houston.
As the
game entered the 5th inning, and he was still getting play from the
No-Hitter, his teammates began to get quiet around him. "Well, you just
don't want to talk to a guy who is getting that close to a No-Hitter,"
said catcher Russell Martin. "We all know how hard it is to get with
her, and trust me we have all tried. I've seen so many guys think they
are on the doorstep of scoring with her, and then bam, you get knocked
around. But, he was quite a gentleman to her, I really thought he was
going to have a shot at taking her home after the 9th inning."
But
while he made a valiant attempt to score the lady who is known around
the league as one of the toughest catches, some major drama unfolded
late in the game. After Kuroda took the No-Hitter into the 7th inning,
on a nice dinner date, her husband burst onto the field and was enraged
to find Kuroda after his wife. Complete Game, husband of no-hitter for
the past few decades, was furious at his wife for even considering
stepping out on him and dragged her out of the stadium. Needless to
say, the Astros proceded to unload on the shocked Kuroda for an 8-5 win.
Despite
the fact that Complete Game has been romantically linked to several
players this season including Brandon Webb, and several encounters with
Roy Halladay, he was still upset at his wife. "No one goes behind my
back and after my woman," said Complete Game in an interview with Bob
Costas. "And if they try that, my buddies Bat Around The Order and
Blown Save are going to rough them up. You saw what we've they've to
Eric Gagne recently, and that's just because I heard he once thought
about going after my lady."
But in talking to No-Hitter, it's
unknown what the future holds for her and Hiroki. "I might like to hang
out with him again, he's cute," she said. "I don't know if I'll go all
the way with him, as he can't really get strikeouts consistently. But
maybe we can flirt again for a few innings. We'll see how it goes. Next
time, I'll make sure my husband is out of town with another pitcher."
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