The sordid details of Roger Clemens personal life continue to trickle out of the woodwork as the former favorite baseball son is dragged through the mud by newspapers and other media. First it was the Mitchell Report, then the McNamee lawsuit, and now the Mindy McCready story. It seems as if the star pitcher can not get anything by the people on his tail. We attempt to round up all the latest allegations that have emerged this week you may not have heard about in our Clemens Scandal Recap:

• Affair With Fetus- It was reported by Extra last night that Clemens had a 9-month relationship with a fetus back in the early 80's. Roger denies that there was anything sexual about the relationship, as that would be logistically impossible. He says he and the fetus used to just hang out and watch movies, sometimes they would talk through a sonogram machine, but they were just friends. The fetus, now the son of Clemens, says that he can not dispute any of the allegations in the report. His wife claims to have no knowledge of the affair. "It was happening literally right under my nose, and I can't believe it."
• Magic Muscle Growth Potion: It has shown up on several blogs that a childhood friend of Clemens once went halfsies with him on some Magic Muscle Growth Potion from the back of a comic book, along with a pair of x-ray glasses. The potion promised to give you "Super Muscles Strong" by putting a drop per day on your biceps. No doubt this is where Clemens first discovered doping.
• Clemens Adds "Misremember" Wikipedia Entry: An IP address that has been linked to Clemens shows that over the past several months he has been maintaining an entry on wikipedia for the word "Misremember". He has ofted cited the site as a source when doing interviews as proof that the word is real. The entry states the word means "a statement showing that Brian McNamee is a #### #### liar pants." His account has also been linked to changes to several Lord Of The Rings entries to correct continuity changes between the books and films.
• Was At Canseco's 4th Grade Birthday Party: Jose Canseco alledges in his new book that Clemens attended his 4th grade birthday party, held at a Chucky Cheese in Houston, Texas. Canseco states that at the party, he discussed anabolic steroids in great detail with Clemens, and also which teachers at school had the nicest boobies. It's unknown at this time if Clemens had a piece of the chocolate/steroids ice cream cake, Canseco's favorite flavor.
  

Jose Canseco is set to release his new book "The Vindicator", a follow-up to his 2005 tell-all where he outed many members of the baseball elite for steroid use. In his new book, which is also based on real life observations, Canseco chronicles the adventures he has had after retirement fighting the U.S. Government. The government, alleges Canseco, has been putting steroids into drinking water for years and now everyone is on them.

The book talks about his battle, as a scrawny brilliant scientist, to find a cure to steroids and defeat the entire population of earth. He describes the evil Roger Clemens, ringleader of the government's genetically enhanced army, and how he has replaced half his body with robotic parts and can now transform into a mechanical T-Rex. In a daring duel, Canseco must battle the Robot T-Rex Clemens in a helicopter above the streets of Miami to find a cure to steroids once and for all.

Canseco says all of the events of the book are true to life. Even the revelation that the government is controlled by aliens called Steroidians who have a complicated plan for world domination. The book ends by revealing some parts of their plan:

1. Inflate baseballs power numbers by injecting steroids into the human population.
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3. Rule the world.