Tony Romo has announced to the team they will need to give backup QB Brad Johnson some extra work in practice this week, as he will be unable to make the 3rd quarter of Sunday's playoff game. After going to Mexico with Jessica Simpson last weekend during the bye, Romo says he has booked a Caribbean cruise that leaves during the 3rd quarter of this week's game.

An angry Dallas press core cornered Tony and demanded answers for his not caring about the success of the team. "We've all got to have priorities in life," said Romo in the locker room after practice. "Have you guys seen The Dukes Of Hazzard? Did you see those shorts? Those are my priorities." The press then admitted they did remember the shorts. They then told him good luck, and to hit that once for all of Dallas.

Brad Johnson was very enthusiastic about his chance to start half a playoff game. "I'm glad Tony is happy with Jessica. It's a little known fact that I actually set them up together. I had no idea something like this would happen...Alright, I did know it. I've seen the pictures of her in a bikini like you all have. You know what? I'm going to call my travel agent and see if there are any other spots available on that cruise as well."