The Sports Comedian presents: the World Series game one in pictures.

We tried to upload photos of all the Red Sox crossing the plate, but there were so many it overloaded our server. This one will have to suffice.

For one night, and one night only, Eric Gagne was not the worst pitcher on the field.

This fan has solved the hyperbeckett postulate, a mathematical equation long eluding the world's best minds.

"Wow man, even their grass is better than ours." -Garrett Atkins.

As we said in our Keys To The Game, when Manny's hat comes off, good things happen for Boston.

This line of K's soon wrapped around the entire stadium.

The most coordinated office building ever.

This is how Josh Beckett actually appeared to Rockies hitters. No wonder they had such trouble.

"Didn't you practice during that 8-day layoff?" -Yorvit Torrealba

"I knew I forgot something." -Jeff Francis

Yes, I did just lift a joke from D2: The Mighty Ducks. This is the saddest day in the history of this blog.

Once everyone jumped off the bandwagon after the blowout, Colorado merchandise was very cheap.

If David Ortiz and Roger Federer had a child.

Garrett Atkins tries to remember where the plate is, it's been so long since they've been there.

"What's the score now?" -Todd Helton

"I don't know I lost count. This half-inning actually seems longer than our 8 day layoff, we're gonna have to try to remember how to hit again." -Troy Tulowitzki

"And why is Garrett Atkins smelling the grass again? Wasn't he doing that in that picture earlier?" -Todd Helton

"(Japanese)" -Kaz Matsui

"Yeah, we do suck." -Todd Helton

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