Don
Imus is surprisingly still alive and talking on the radio. After being
fired last year for calling the Rutgers womens basketball team a bunch
of "nappy-headed hoes", Imus found his way back on the air at a
different station. Yesterday controversy surrounded him again over
comments he made over Pacman Jones, now of the Dallas Cowboys. Imus,
being a 90-year-old who spends most of his time sleeping in a
sarcophagus, was unsure who Pacman was. He asked his staff "What color
is this guy?" and followed it up with "Isn't he that squinty-eyed
yellow guy with the big head who was popular in the 80's for popping
pills all the time?" His sidekick chimed in noting that Pacman helped
to lay the railroad tracks for modern day videogames.
The
comments have angered Asians, who feel the sentiments were highly
racist. "We are very unhappy with Mr. Imus using such horrible
stereotypes," said Takagi Nguyen of the Asian Defamation League. "To
confuse us with someone who was obviously a drug addict who saw crazy
things such as ghosts chasing him is very insulting. Also to bring up
our railroad building past is just deplorable. Mister Pacman's race is
unknown, and the developers say he may just be a floating disembodied
head."
Imus has gotten into a controversy before involving Donkey
Kong, who he called a "Dark-skinned #### who works in a shipping
factory, likes to get drunk, abduct white women, and then throw
thousands of dollars worth of merchandise down ramps." He was also
critical of the head chef from 80's restaurant Burger Time who Imus
claimed had horrible cleanliness standards, including serving burgers
off of a complicated system of ladders.
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