The Cleveland Browns' Derek Anderson made his first showing in a Pro
Bowl after an excellent 2007 season, in which he threw 29 touchdown
passes. But it was not a great showing for the first year starter in
the game of NFL all-stars, as he completed 10 of 26 passes for 103
yards, no TDs and an interception. Anderson blamed the play of his
team, which was not up to the level of quality those he has in
Cleveland.
"This team is just a bunch of nobodies," said a
frustrated Anderson after the game. "I'm used to playing with some of
the greats up there in Cleveland, like Darnell Dinkins and Tim Carter.
I don't know why this team signed scrubs like this C. Johnson and T.
Gonzalez. But they sure can't catch a ball to save their lives."
When
he was picked off in the endzone during the third quarter, he stormed
to the sideline and angrily threw down his helmet. "What's up with this
line protection? These guys couldn't block for a college team! They're
just awful! It's like they've only been playing together for a week or
something! The other team gets established superstars like Adrian
Peterson and my side gets saddled with unknown garbage like Fred
Taylor? Who is this guy and where did he come from?"
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