Many
a young boy from Houston, Texas have dreamed about one day being in the
big leagues. Being able to don the uniform of the Houston Astros, and
be a part of their historic franchise. Being one of the few people
close enough to be able to choke out the horrible general manager of
the struggling 'Stros and get a measure of revenge for having to watch
this team over the course of the last 2 years.
On Wednesday,
pitcher Shawn Chacon got to live that dream when he tackled GM Ed Wade
by the neck and threw him to the ground. Teammates and club officials
cheered Chacon as he went to town on the neck of the scrawny executive.
Reporters called it "the most fight I've seen out of anyone on this
club in a long long time". Manager Cecil Cooper held his hand out and
gave Chacon a thumbs down like the gladiators of Rome. Lance Berkman
shouted "Finish Him". But before Chacon could unleash his finishing
move, where he pulls out Wade's spine, he was pulled off by security.
Speaking
to reporters after the game, Chacon talked about what it was like to
get the opportunity of a lifetime. "This is just every kid's dream,
bottom of the night, 2 lights out in a dim hallway, and you alone with
the man responsible for putting together this pitching staff. I just
tried to keep my excitement in-check as I viciously attacked him, but I
was almost giddy with laughter. I remember playing in my dad's barn and
pretending a scarecrow was Ed Wade's neck. I used to practice choking
him out 4 or 5 times a day. And now I get the chance to come out here
and get paid for choking him. I'm truly blessed, and I want to thank
the Astros for this opportunity."
Shawn's triumphant story has
inspired members of the community to make changes in their lives. One
boy decided to go back to high school, which he had dropped out of
several years before. An elderly man decided to start talking again to
his brother, with whom he had not spoken to in 18 years. And a stock
broker decided to finally choke out his wife, based on Chacon's
thrilling performance. It was an exciting night for anyone who dreams
of greatness.
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