"I'm
so proud of the special group of youngsters we've developed here in the
Florida Marlins Organization," said team owner Jeffrey Loria, following
his team's surprising 1st place finish through two weeks of the
baseball season. The team from Miami, known more for selling off
prospects than winning World Series in 1997 and 2003, might be looking
to sell again sooner than they thought.
"We were able to make
some real money by selling all our stars following the World Series
years, and even made some cool dollars last year by trading away our
best pitcher and hitter to Detroit. I thought it would be at least 3
more seasons before we would be able to do it again, but I guess these
guys are ready to be sold after all. I see us more as a foster home
than a baseball team, we just raise them and then send them off into
the real baseball world. So, who's ready to buy some players? Remember,
this is the team that beat out Johan Santana's Mets and Ryan Howard's
Phillies for first place!"
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