Steve
Smith was suspended for 2 regular season games by the Carolina Panthers
for not giving 100% in his fight with teammate Ken Lucas. Smith, who is
the team's number one receiver got into an altercation with Lucas
during a scrimmage and punched him in the nose. But x-rays showed that
the punch was not Smith's best effort. "I've seen him in some bar
fights before, and this was not his greatest effort," said head coach John Fox. "X-rays showed only 2 or 3 breaks in the nose, and simply minor
surgery will be needed to fix it. If you want to be a starter on this
team, you better leave your opponent in a near coma. Hopefully Steve
will learn by sitting out a few games." Lucas meanwhile has been
promoted on the depth chart to number one pansy, for leaning into the
punch so well, and making sure to offer up no resistance to the beating.
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