Just
days after his heroic triumph at the U.S. Open, overcoming the pain of
a brutal knee injury to win in 91 holes of golf, Tiger Woods was again
battling for another victory. This win came at a Santa Monica area
Starbucks where Woods showed up early in the morning following his
announcement that he would need season-ending knee surgery, where Tiger
was after a frappucino. When he came in, the capacity crowd of 23 all
were wondering whether Tiger possessed the mettle necessary to overcome
the knee and make a successful drink order. His dedication to getting
the frozen coffee beverage was put to the test early on, as he stood
behind a line of 5 other patrons, including one who had a complicated
order for the whole office that took about 15 minutes to fill. We've
all seen lesser men simply walk out when faced with such a daunting
line, and those are men without horrific injuries.
But Tiger kept
it together, vowing to himself that nothing would stand in his way of
getting a caramel mocha frappucino. When he got to the counter, it was
obvious that he was in some pain as he limped up to talk to the
barista. The crowd erupted when not only did he order a frappucino, but
a venti frappucino, which is the largest size in the crazy made-up
Starbuckian language. A lesser golfer would have been content there,
but Woods even added whipped cream to the top of his beverage, adding a
brutal .12 ouncesof extra weight. When you are battling a knee problem,
every little bit just adds on to the pain.
After receiving his
drink the real test of his resolve was on, as he made his way to the
condiment counter where he twisted and contorted his body to grab sugar
and sweetner. His face grimaced as he bent for some half and half, and
everyone could see the torque being put on the knee. But in the end he
was able to walk out of that Starbucks with the beverage of his choice,
a true testament toall athletes who rise above their own pain to
perform for the fans. It may just be the greatest drink order of hil
illustrious career.
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