The
sordid details of Roger Clemens personal life continue to trickle out
of the woodwork as the former favorite baseball son is dragged through
the mud by newspapers and other media. First it was the Mitchell
Report, then the McNamee lawsuit, and now the Mindy McCready story. It
seems as if the star pitcher can not get anything by the people on his
tail. We attempt to round up all the latest allegations that have
emerged this week you may not have heard about in our Clemens Scandal
Recap:
Affair With Fetus- It was reported by Extra
last night that Clemens had a 9-month relationship with a fetus back in
the early 80's. Roger denies that there was anything sexual about the
relationship, as that would be logistically impossible. He says he and
the fetus used to just hang out and watch movies, sometimes they would
talk through a sonogram machine, but they were just friends. The fetus,
now the son of Clemens, says that he can not dispute any of the
allegations in the report. His wife claims to have no knowledge of the
affair. "It was happening literally right under my nose, and I can't
believe it."
Magic Muscle Growth Potion: It has shown
up on several blogs that a childhood friend of Clemens once went
halfsies with him on some Magic Muscle Growth Potion from the back of a
comic book, along with a pair of x-ray glasses. The potion promised to
give you "Super Muscles Strong" by putting a drop per day on your
biceps. No doubt this is where Clemens first discovered doping.
Clemens Adds "Misremember" Wikipedia Entry: An
IP address that has been linked to Clemens shows that over the past
several months he has been maintaining an entry on wikipedia for the
word "Misremember". He has ofted cited the site as a source when doing
interviews as proof that the word is real. The entry states the word
means "a statement showing that Brian McNamee is a ########
liar pants." His account has also been linked to changes to several
Lord Of The Rings entries to correct continuity changes between the
books and films.
Was At Canseco's 4th Grade Birthday Party:
Jose Canseco alledges in his new book that Clemens attended his 4th
grade birthday party, held at a Chucky Cheese in Houston, Texas.
Canseco states that at the party, he discussed anabolic steroids in
great detail with Clemens, and also which teachers at school had the
nicest boobies. It's unknown at this time if Clemens had a piece of the
chocolate/steroids ice cream cake, Canseco's favorite flavor.
Sports Comedian
Roger's candid little secrets are all now coming out. I can't say that I didn't see something like this happening. The guy was trying to be too pristine when it came to his reputation. Now one can pedophile to his list of accolades and accomplishments proven or not. And as of this juncture McCready hasn't refuted what's been written. So much so that Clemens and his lawyer are now beginning to look like real a-holes ! Especially with Harden stating that Roger was nothing more than a surrogate and a friend to her and her family. What grown man do you know befriends a 15 year old just be supposedly friends ? If he's not a pedophile or sexual deviant he'd better be a member of the clergy....scrap that as the priests have supposedly had their way with boys as well as girls over the years. He'd better a close and trusted relative or else ! Those are my thoughts on the matter .....and now I'm about to chime out.
Roger has given a new meaning to the words curve ball ......
rampant aka tophatal ......
Last edited by rampantfanatic on April 30th at 1:44 PM.
I bet debbie is pissed, met him in houston, a butthole-deserves everything he gets, to much money, won't do time for lieing under oath, just to thing, I have a collectable of his, nuts!
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