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More Crazy Clemens Scandals Rock The Sports World
Apr 30, 2008 | 8:30AM | report this

The sordid details of Roger Clemens personal life continue to trickle out of the woodwork as the former favorite baseball son is dragged through the mud by newspapers and other media. First it was the Mitchell Report, then the McNamee lawsuit, and now the Mindy McCready story. It seems as if the star pitcher can not get anything by the people on his tail. We attempt to round up all the latest allegations that have emerged this week you may not have heard about in our Clemens Scandal Recap:

  • Affair With Fetus- It was reported by Extra last night that Clemens had a 9-month relationship with a fetus back in the early 80's. Roger denies that there was anything sexual about the relationship, as that would be logistically impossible. He says he and the fetus used to just hang out and watch movies, sometimes they would talk through a sonogram machine, but they were just friends. The fetus, now the son of Clemens, says that he can not dispute any of the allegations in the report. His wife claims to have no knowledge of the affair. "It was happening literally right under my nose, and I can't believe it."
  • Magic Muscle Growth Potion: It has shown up on several blogs that a childhood friend of Clemens once went halfsies with him on some Magic Muscle Growth Potion from the back of a comic book, along with a pair of x-ray glasses. The potion promised to give you "Super Muscles Strong" by putting a drop per day on your biceps. No doubt this is where Clemens first discovered doping.
  • Clemens Adds "Misremember" Wikipedia Entry: An IP address that has been linked to Clemens shows that over the past several months he has been maintaining an entry on wikipedia for the word "Misremember". He has ofted cited the site as a source when doing interviews as proof that the word is real. The entry states the word means "a statement showing that Brian McNamee is a #### #### liar pants." His account has also been linked to changes to several Lord Of The Rings entries to correct continuity changes between the books and films.
  • Was At Canseco's 4th Grade Birthday Party: Jose Canseco alledges in his new book that Clemens attended his 4th grade birthday party, held at a Chucky Cheese in Houston, Texas. Canseco states that at the party, he discussed anabolic steroids in great detail with Clemens, and also which teachers at school had the nicest boobies. It's unknown at this time if Clemens had a piece of the chocolate/steroids ice cream cake, Canseco's favorite flavor.
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Cboy4evr
Apr 30, 2008
1:12 PM
When he gets to prison, he will be turned into a "Catcher"!...."Bubba", his new cellie in waiting, is a BIG fan!!!

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rampantfanatic
Apr 30, 2008
1:38 PM
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Roger's candid little secrets are all now coming out. I can't say that I didn't see something like this happening. The guy was trying to be too pristine when it came to his reputation. Now one can pedophile to his list of accolades and accomplishments proven or not. And as of this juncture McCready hasn't refuted what's been written. So much so that Clemens and his lawyer are now beginning to look like real a-holes ! Especially with Harden stating that Roger was nothing more than a surrogate and a friend to her and her family. What grown man do you know befriends a 15 year old just be supposedly friends ? If he's not a pedophile or sexual deviant he'd better be a member of the clergy....scrap that as the priests have supposedly had their way with boys as well as girls over the years. He'd better a close and trusted relative or else ! Those are my thoughts on the matter .....and now I'm about to chime out.



nydaily-news

Roger has given a new meaning to the words curve ball ......




rampant aka tophatal ......


Last edited by rampantfanatic on April 30th at 1:44 PM.

Cboy4evr
Apr 30, 2008
1:47 PM
Bubba is gonna L-O-V-E him--LONG TIME!!!!!

18 zebra
May 13, 2008
12:01 PM
I bet debbie is pissed, met him in houston, a butthole-deserves everything he gets, to much money, won't do time for lieing under oath, just to thing, I have a collectable of his, nuts!

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