Brett
Favre said in an interview yesterday that he would not rule out
returning to the Green Bay Packers next season if they should be
ravaged by injuries and need an emergency quarterback. "I don't think
it would be out of the question that they could talk me into coming
back to the field," said Favre in an interview. "Although I'm retired
and might be just a little too old to play this game the way I used to,
this arm still is ready to throw."
Favre is so eager to help out
should anyone need an emergency quarterback, he has set up an emergency
QB hotline at 1-888-DUBESTQB. "If anyone needs a QB for a special
situation I'll be there 24 hours a day. Let's say maybe a buddy forgot
it was his wife's birthday and can't make your touch football game,
just give me a call. Perhaps your new bride sprained her throwing arm
and can't toss the bouquet, I'll be there to throw that #### Maybe you
locked yourself out of your apartment, and don't want to call a boring
old locksmith. It has been proven I can throw a football through solid
concrete, and I can get you back into that house in style."
The
hotline has already come under controversy as being a fake, as Oakland
Raiders owner Al Davis announced to reporters. "This hotline is not
working. We have tried calling it several times in the past 24 hours
and each time have gotten a message about our number being blocked. I
don't think Favre really set this up, and if he did he is not providing
the emergency QB service he said he would, as there is no one more in
need of one than us."
Favre addressed the concerns of Davis in a
talk with reporters. "I may have blocked a few numbers from calling the
hotline in the cities of Miami, Atlanta, and Oakland. But, that has
nothing to do with their teams, uh, I swear. As for the hotline, I'm
going to have to ask you only call it if you need a quarterback. I'm
getting lots of calls from Wisconsin during emergencies such as someone
breaking into a home or car accidents. These types of situations can
not be solved by a long bomb, and you are better off calling 9-1-1.
Thank you."
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