After
their 75-68 overtime loss and collapse to the Kansas Jayhawks, the
Memphis Tigers were pointing fingers at the NCAA for making the free
throws too easy a shot for their team to make. Despite hitting nearly
50% of their field goals in the regular season, Memphis' Achilles Heel
has always been their free throw shooting, which cost them the title
game in the final minutes as they could not sink 50% of them to save
their season.
"It's a tough shot to make because it's so easy,"
said Memphis head coach John Calipari. "We practice harder shots like
running 3-point jumpers. We even asked the ref if late in the game we
could take a fall-away jumper from mid-court instead, but he said we
had to stand on that damn foul line. That just doesn't seem fair, that
thing is so close to the basket and no one is in your face trying to
block it! But I don't like the whole system they have in place, the
only way to win a basketball game shouldn't be only to make more
baskets than the other team. What is that teaching out kids? That
basket-maker is the only profession which will get you success in this
world? Last time I checked there weren't many basket-weaving
millionaires. Sportsmanship, defense, and which mascot could eat the
other one in a real fight should all factor in to the outcome. I think
we would have gotten the victory then."
It's back to the
drawing board for Memphis after their record 38 wins, but failure to
capture a championship. A note was found in their lockeroom after the
Finals, it read "If anyone wants to take us on with real shots instead
of these #### free throws, we'll be back next season. Go suck a hawk
#### Kansas. -Memphis"
Free throws are the only thing the coachs cutted draw up during crucial timouts late in a game. Its the only score that up is to the player to perform. It is a free shot without being guarded but both LSU Ladies and Memphis Tigers couldnt win their respective games because of a free unguarded shot.
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