"Remember when we were healthy and actually had to play for this awful team?" -Gilbert Arenas
"Yeah, those were bad times. But I think my ankle is almost healthy again, I might have to start this weekend." -Caron Butler
"Hahaha,
sucker. That's why I was sure to have my wife hit me several times in
the knee with a bat before the season, and once before bed." -Gilbert
Arenas
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