The
people over at Fathead, the makers of both the popular life-sized wall
graphics and the most annoying commercials of all time, came up with an
exciting new series of Fatheads for 2008. "We thought, what do sports
fans care about the most?" said Fathead owner Dan Gilbert. "They care
about their favorite athletes, and of course, the presidential
primaries. So why not combine the two into an amalgamation of
awesomeness, something they can stick right on their wall?"
The
graphics come in combinations of your favorite Presidential hopefuls
and athletes such as Obama-Manning, Hillary-Shaq, and Mccain-Barbaro.
They also feature exciting phrases on the bottoms of the graphics such
as Kucinich-Lesnar's "The Kuch Is Loose!" or Ron Paul Ramirez's "That's
Just Ronny Being Ronny!"
So far sales of the new Fatheads has
been slow for the company, hoping to get a jumpstart to sales for 2008.
But they are confident the orders will start rolling in any minute.
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