New England Patriots, your team has just lost Super Bowl XLII! Now it's time to celebrate with the official Super Bowl Loser merchandise, available only from NFL Shop! Own a piece of history with some of these great items:

Why not pick up the Patriots: Super Bowl Losers Sombrero? It's the same sombrero that Univision edited onto the head of Tom Brady during their Spanish-language broadcast. Celebrate failure with not just a hat that reminds you of the game's result, but also the most ridiculous piece of headwear outside of those poofy hats your mom used to make you wear in the winter. It's double the embarassment for supporting the team that lost the big one!

How about the "18-1 Is Pretty Good" hoodie. Only from NFL Shop, now you can dress like your coach and sport the phrase that he will be telling himself all off-season. On the back it says "Don't worry, we'll be back, our division still has the Jets, Dolphins, and Bills in it!"

Or maybe pick up the ultimate item for the ultimate fan, a 9 millimeter Super Bowl Loser Patriots pistol. You just lost $10 grand on the game, everyone at the office is going to be ragging on you all year, and your team will no longer be remembered as the best of all-time. Why not just end it all? With the Super Bowl Loser Patriots pistol, you won't need a suicide note, the pistol will be all the evidence the police need. Also good for normal murders! Just place the pistol in the hands of the victim after, and the cops won't ask questions, they'll know the reason for the crime! Order today!