Terrell Owens was informed today that he owes $769,120 to his old team the Philadelphia Eagles, as his divorce from them has finally gone through. The former Hollywood power couple, dubbed Terreagles by the media, was the "It" couple all through 2004. They appeared on lists of the hottest young couples, attended all the major movie premieres and parties. They had several human-eagle mutant children, that were a medical miracle at the time. It's unknown how Owens was able to mate with an actual eagle, or why he would even try, but the photos of the babies went for millions of dollars to Star magazine. One adorable photo sticks in everyone's mind, that of Owens regurgitating some chewed up vegetables into the beak of his daughter.

But some time in 2005, the relationship started to sour. Many rumors circulated as to what the trouble in paradise was. Many believed the Eagles wanted some more children, and maybe even a championship, something Owens wasn't ready to give them. Others believe he started secretly dating Tony Romo, when the two appeared together in a Right Guard commercial. Whatever the case, the two divorced a mere 7 games into the 2005 season. With Owens not having filed a pre-nup, the Eagles began litigation to receive half of his earnings as well as child support for their mutant children, who have to attend a special private school for genetic abominations.