The
city of New Orleans was barely left standing after the disaster that
was the 2007 Saints season. Standing among the rubble of their homes
and businesses, residents huddled together waiting for help to arrive
in the form of a free agent or trade, but none came. Every Sunday, the
Superdome became a shelter for those wanting to witness the chaos and
carnage. But out of this tragedy, the city has rebuilt itself. It has
banded together in a way that they have not done in...about a year.
The
symbol of this rebuilding and rejuvenation of the city has been the New
Orleans Hornets, who now have the best record in the Western
Conference. "We are very proud of our team and our city, it shows that
we can come back from such an epic disaster. I lost 2 children to that
Saints season. I went to get concessions about a minute before
halftime, and when I looked up at the scoreboard while in line I saw we
had somehow given up two more touchdowns. I decided I couldn't take it
anymore and just left, with my kids still in the stands. Damn you god!
They were so young!"
The mayor made a speech following the
Hornets latest win that allowed them to take over first place from the
San Antonio Spurs. "When our city was flooded with the suck of Reggie
Bush, I was worried we would never be able to rebuild. I remember
rowing a boat through the suck, seeing people on their roofs trying to
not let the suck touch them. I, like you, watched all the commercials
mocking us, pretending Reggie Bush was a good player. But we
persevered, we survived the storm, and now the Hornets are going to
carry this city on a magical run to the conference championship, where
we will lose to an opponent that is a heavy underdog!"
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