Tony
Romo has announced to the team they will need to give backup QB Brad
Johnson some extra work in practice this week, as he will be unable to
make the 3rd quarter of Sunday's playoff game. After going to Mexico
with Jessica Simpson last weekend during the bye, Romo says he has
booked a Caribbean cruise that leaves during the 3rd quarter of this
week's game.
An angry Dallas press core cornered Tony and
demanded answers for his not caring about the success of the team.
"We've all got to have priorities in life," said Romo in the locker
room after practice. "Have you guys seen The Dukes Of Hazzard? Did you
see those shorts? Those are my priorities." The press then admitted
they did remember the shorts. They then told him good luck, and to hit
that once for all of Dallas.
Brad Johnson was very enthusiastic
about his chance to start half a playoff game. "I'm glad Tony is happy
with Jessica. It's a little known fact that I actually set them up
together. I had no idea something like this would happen...Alright, I
did know it. I've seen the pictures of her in a bikini like you all
have. You know what? I'm going to call my travel agent and see if there
are any other spots available on that cruise as well."
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