The
Vegas line for the Jacksonville Jaguars-New England Patriots game is
now out, and it has betters a little confused. After pushing the number
to record highs against Miami and New York late in the season, the line
for Saturday's game is set at -5v72i˜? in favor of the Pats. The number
is yet not understood even by the odds-makers in Vegas, but they feel
it is the only proper indication of the odds for a Pats victory. Math
professors at Harvard and MIT are teaming up to study the number, and
see if they can figure out truly how many points New England will win
by.
Many internet gamblers who are looking to blow more of their
life savings on football this weekend don't know what to do. "I don't
get this thing man," said one such confused better. "There are some
numbers in there, but there's also a picture of a table or something."
That table is meant to be pi, the number used to measure a circle. It's
only the second time pi has been included in a betting line. The last
was in 1974 when Dallas played Cleveland and the Cowboys were favored
by 4?. They were about to cover when the Browns made a meaningless
field goal at the last second that was then worth ?. The pi field goal
rule has since been removed.
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