Yao
Ming said his team has become too soft, and that is the reason for
their under-performing this season. To rectify this he recently brought
the team to the streets of China to compete in the secret underground
sport of arm-wrestling in hopes of making them tougher.
China is
known throughout the world for its brutal arm-wrestling matches,
conducted in dirty run-down drug houses and alleys. Things such as
thumbtacks, battery acid, and even fire are placed on the sides of the
competitors, awaiting the arms of any losers. Many Chinese
arm-wrestlers don't last more than a few matches into their careers due
to extreme injury.
Yao Ming decided exposing the Houston Rockets
to their lifestyle was the only way to harden them up and get them
ready for the rest of the season. He took them there to challenge them
to a competition himself, to show them how tough the Chinese are. Once
in one of the more famous arm-wrestling houses he sat down across from
each teammate and dueled them, with the loser's hand being slammed into
a pile of hot coals.
Shortly into the first match with Tracy
McGrady, Yao remembered he has arms like a 14-year old girl and lost
within a matter of seconds. After playing all members of his team, and
losing handily to each one, Yao no longer had use of his right hand.
But, his teammates all learned a little lesson about toughness.
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