Travis Henry has outsmarted the NFL again. As the two continue their usual antics with the NFL trying to outwit the fast Denver Broncos running back, he has come out on top yet again. This time over a disputed drug test that the NFL wanted to have him suspended for a year over, following positive tests in the past. He had been sitting out for most of the season after being signed by Denver to a 5-year contract in the off-season.

The latest victory for Henry reminds us of past time the wily NFL has attempted to catch him. Such as the time they painted a tunnel on the side of a mountain and attempted to get him to run through it, the time they wore roller skates and strapped an Acme rocket to their back, or the time they launched themselves out of a cannon in hopes of getting the drop on him.

This time Henry was in court disputing the charges of a positive pee test for marijuana, and the NFL was attempting to make sure the suspension stuck. The court room exchange went something like this:

"Look, we have his pee right here in this test tube. There is no way he can get away this time!" -NFL

"Well NFL, if that was really pee, then why does it taste like lemonade?" -Travis Henry

"It certainly does not taste like lemonade!" -NFL

"Well, I tried a little bit earlier, and it sure does have a sweet and sour flavor." -Travis Henry

"First of all, that's disgusting. Secondly, it does not have any flavor other than that of pee!" -NFL

"I think it does..." -Travis Henry

"Fine! I'll drink it right now to show you that it is just what I say it is!" -NFL

The NFL then drinks all the liquid in the test tube and proceeds to immediately vomit for what seems like 5 minutes straight.

"Yes, good God, it's definitely pee! Judge, put him away!" -NFL

"Wait a minute NFL. Where's your evidence for testing?" -Travis Henry

"It's in the test tu...Travis Henry! You've tricked us again!" -NFL

"Meep Meep!" -Travis Henry

Henry then runs out a door in the back of the courtroom and the NFL attempts to chase, only to smash into what was only a painting of the door.

SportsComedian.com
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