In
one of the most hard-fought games this season, the Miami Dolphins
narrowly hung on to lose 13-10 Sunday. They held the lead for most of
the day against a Buffalo team whose offensive ineptitude rivaled their
own. But in the final second a Rian Lindell kick kept alive the
Dolphins chances at a perfect winless season.
"It was a tough one
for us," said Miami head coach Cam Cameron. "When we went into that
locker room at halftime with a 3-0 lead, I told the boys not to give
up. I told them they were worse than this, and to lose to this team
they would need to play one of the worst games of their lives. I think
the speech really got them iced up."
Disaster almost occurred in
the 3rd quarter when a Cleo Lemon pass that was intended for the other
team was intercepted by his own team to move them down to the goal
line. Soon after Lemon accidentally tripped into the endzone to put his
team up big 10-2. "I didn't know what to do at that point. I knew I had
possibly just cost my team the season, but I tried to stay positive. I
looked up at my daughter on the sideline and saw tears coming from
holes she cut on the paperbag mask she has to wear during home games.
Then I looked at the logo on my helmet and I said to myself, we are the
Dolphins! We can still lose this!"
Miami's Tedd Ginn Jr. returned
a kickoff 86 yards for a TD, but luckily another special teams player
saw it happening and quickly made a holding penalty to negate it. "I
told Tedd he would be riding the bench if he made any more horrible
plays like that," said a relieved Cameron after the game.
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