When Bryant was asked if he should have shot so much after injuring his back he said, "I got some pretty good looks. They didn't fall down for me. Some nights they do, some nights they don't."
He said his greatest challenge is elevating.
"I'm glad we don't play tomorrow," Bryant said. "It'll give me another day to recuperate and get ready. I'll be ready to go."
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JUST WHEN YOU ALL THOUGHT DUDE WAS GROWN. ONCE HE TOUCHED THE MAURICE PODOLOFF EVERYTHING CHANGED.
"KOBE!! Nice, real name no gimmicks" -
[Intro] Two Laker dance girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside {*scratches* Two Laker dance girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside {*scratches*
Guess who's back Back again KOBE's!! back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*KOBE!! hums*
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see KOBE!! no more They want Mamba, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Mamba, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of meee mixed with some car stickers (kb24) A no call that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a job Ms. Jeanie
but your boyfriend's hip problem's complicating So the NBA won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on TNT But it feels so empty, without me So, run on and rip, dunk on your lips Forget that, spin on your hips, and some on your mitts And get ready, cause this ishss about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, F$@# YOU KATIE!
Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me
So you paid me millions, still i'm feelin rebellious Embarrassed my teammates shoot like Elvis They start feelin like prisoners helpless 'til Shaq comes along on and he's pissed and yells SNITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissin my #### {*smak* And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ####; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting {*bzzt* Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me
[A-tisket a-tasket, I go #### for tat with anybody who's talkin this ####, that #### Chuck Barkley you can get your #### kicked worse than them little Buss sibling ####s And Odom? You forever get stomped by KOBE!! You thirty year old baldheaded ####, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody believes you could play the Pip role Now let's go, just gimme the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful my mental ever since Bucher reported I'd be a Bull
But sometimes the #### just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to ruin my team so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other selfish jerks emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me
Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me
would you consider last nights magilla #### throw down over the DPOY in the closing minutes a "CLUTCH DUNK"? i mean i know it wasn't a buzzer beater but it was a dagger.
good thing KG fouled lebrick (not called) on that dunk too otherwise he would've gotten a taste of DEEEEEEZZZZZZ NUUUUUTTTTTZZZZZZ
hoffman,
does kobe's attitude worry you? i mean we both know that the guy often times is postuering for the media. can't ever show weakness, always exude over confidence. but he's gotta know if an injury is affecting his game he needs to make the adjustment.
i'm worried for your lakers, i hope everyone can get their heads shrink wrapped before wednesday.
But was it more impressive than the dunk he had versus the Pistons last year? I'll let you be the judge.
Kobe forced the issue in OT. There's no denying that.
But I'm not concerned with his attitude.
I'm concerned about the Utah Jazz. I was telling everyone all season that they were contenders and weren't to be taken lightly. I'm being proven right but it's coming at the expense of my favorite team.
The Jazz are no joke.
D. Williams has an extremely high basketball IQ and Boozer seems to have found his game.
I just wish someone would guard Okur. It's not as if you're going to get beat off the dribble by him.
But he sure can stroke it from the outside.
Why is Pau so quick to leave him open all the time...it's frustrating to watch...it happens over and over again.
Is Phil not watching the ball flutter through the net evertime Okur's left open or what??
MAKE THE ADJUSTMENT PHIL!
I didn't think home court would become so important vs this team, but I'm sure glad we have it now. The Lakers need to play with a sense of urgency from here on out. I'd love to close it out in Utah to shut those inbreds up.
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other selfish jerks emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without ko-BEEE.
Bld - he leaves him open because Okur is a 7 foot shooting guard. He just runs all over the arc, and Gasol isn't comfortable being out there. But he's not strong enough to guard boozer.
it's the only mismatch the Jazz have.
Kobe is a huge mismatch the Laker's can exploit, Jazz don't have a good on-ball defender, just a lot of good weak-side defenders.
The Maurice Padoloff Trophy wasnt just touched it was held. And after it was written in the record books and in the sports almanacs, it was placed in The Bryant's gigantic trophy case right next to the three Championship rings.
I dont know what's more sad. The fact that you took time to come up with this for the Entire 11 comments you've gotten, or the fact that you listen to Eminem.
