When you spend over 100 million dollars on a pitcher who has zero major league experience, you expect him to show up at Spring Training in shape. Well, that's not the case for Boston Red Sox’s phenomenon Daisuke Matsuzaka, the 100 million dollar man from Japan. Looking at the picture you can see that Dice-K has been eating a little too many gyros and the way he's holding the bag, Tim Hardaway most not approve. I know that baseball players don't exactly have to be the most perfect physical specimens nor am I making fun of any one who’s overweight, but when a team has invested over 100 million dollars on a player that's a complete mystery, you expect him to be in Mr.Universe shape and not look like the Japanese guy from Heroes.
Reggie Bush got injured playing..... in a celebrity basketball game
That's right, the New Orleans Saints star injured his ankle last night in the annual celebrity
basketball game. I'm serious. The future of the New Orleans Saints was playing in a basketball game with Carrot Top, David Arquette and Bobby Flay, the famous chef from the food network. Exhibition games haven't exactly been to kind for the Saints this off-season, Drew Brees dislocated his shoulder in the Pro Bowl, and Reggie Bush injured his ankle in this stupid game. What's next? Deuce McAllister breaks his hand in a friendly game of monopoly. Also, has anyone seen how ripped Carrot Top is. Jesus, they should start testing actors or whatever the hell Carrot Top is supposed to be, for HGH because that guy is on something. I hear that Carrot Tip has been hanging with Victor Conte and is pen-pals with Greg Anderson. You can expect to see him roaming CF in PacBell Park later this season.
A possible end of the greatest football analyst in the history of football analyzing
The New York Post has reported that one industry source believes the decision of firing Michael Irvin, the greatest analyst in the history of ESPN, has already been made, and that some at the network view the outspoken Irvin as a ticking time bomb, ready to explode into a public-relations nightmare. ESPN did not confirm or deny the report, but issued a statement, saying: "We are currently in the process of discussing studio assignments for next season." How can we live in a world were Michael Irvin is not protecting T.O. every single waking moment. That is one world I do not want to live in. Michael Irvin is a hero to most football fans and the removal of him from ESPN will be heartbreaking to say the least. Ok, maybe he’s done some drugs but like drugs have ever killed anyone. Come on. Michael Irvin is from the U baby, the U. No one is better than them. First Reynolds gets canned then Stephen A. Smith loses his show and now Irvin getting canned? ESPN, you know its Black History month, right?
What’s the next step for Michael Irvin? Well, a VH1 reality show of course.
Rex Grossman and Playmates
Vince Neil had a surprise birthday party at the Palms Fantasy Tower the day before Valentines Day. Attendees included Criss Angel, Dennis Rodman, Jason Giambi and "celebrity colorist" Michael Boychuck. And if you scroll down you can see a picture of Rex Gossman partying with playmates. They were playing blackjack until 2 a.m., at which time they moved to the craps table. There, Grossman took out one of the Playmates' eyes with the dice. Rex hasn't looked that confident since his passer rating was over 100 in October. If only he was as good at passing as he is at hitting on Playboy Bunnies. On a more serious note, who looks more older, Vince Neil or Greg Oden?
