Everyone wants to know the real story behind the relationship between Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter. The basic question is why don’t they like each other? Many have pointed out that it was negative comments Alex made towards Jeter in a magazine and Jeter has yet to forgive him. But it goes much farther back than that. How far you may ask? About 20 odd years ago when A-Rod and Jeter where both 11 years old. Here’s the story of when their relationship took a turn for the worst.
In a 5th grade, Alex and Derek are the most popular kids in Kalaiami Middle School. They had everything: friends, legos, and all the gummi worms they could eat. But that wasn’t enough, Alex wanted perfection and Jeter just wanted to have a good time. There personalities finally clashed on this frightful day.
A-Rod is playing with his Lego Marine Laboratory and Derek walks up hoping he can help his friend.
Derek- Hey Alex, you need some help buddy?
Alex- No Derek, this experiment is way too complex for your dense mind to comprehend.
Derek- Why are you talking so weird Alex? Ever sense you went to Mrs. Matthews the school nurse you’ve been talking so proper. Jesus, were only in 5th grade man, have some fun man.
Alex- I will not oblige to the pressure my parents or you Derek have possessed on me. I must finish this Marine Laboratory and it must be perfect. Hand me the 2 dimensional circumference poles.
Derek- I hope I’m not thinking want you want me to hand to you Alex. (Other kids start giggling.)
Alex- No, Derek. It’s a word I’ve created for a ruler.
Derek- Why didn’t you just say ruler? It would have save me so much time.
Alex- It’s all about you isn’t Derek? Mister perfect who can do no wrong in the eyes of everyone. Why don’t you go watch Sponge bob you stupid Neanderthal.
Derek- Are you still mad at me when I pulled out your control in Super Mario Brothers? Look, I’m really sorry about that.
Alex- You don’t understand Derek, it no one blames you for anything. I beat you in Mario Brothers and our friends say you had an off day and whenever I lose, they say I’m horrible and will never amount to anything. I just can’t handle the pressure Derek.
Derek- You can’t handle the pressure of a video game?
Alex- Ok, fine. Make fun of me. Haha, very funny. Alex speaks so proper and he wears purple lipstick. Big Freaking Deal.
Derek- You wear purple lipstick? That actually explains a few things.
Alex- Yes, I do and I’m proud of that. You know what Derek; I’m not inviting you to my birthday party. This friend ship is over.
Derek- That’s fine with me. It’s not like I wanted to go to another one of your “sleepovers’ Alex. My booty still hurts from the last time I went.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL holy #### that's about it too huh? Sheesh, Oh man, I got tears.
As far as Kidd goes? I don't think it will happen so I don't really get my hopes up. I think he would be prefect for the triangle and with what the Laker would want out of him he could probably play five more years.
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Last edited by DustyOutlaw on February 21st at 8:18 PM.
This is freaking hilarous. I can't believe this. I've read it five times now and it get's funnier every time Give me you sporting new link up so I can read all you haven't done here.
