The Battle Between  Good and Evil

                       Stat Wars - Attack Of The Brady Clones

       A Short Time From now  ..... In a galaxy  very close ........ to  Indianapolis,

a relentless  army of Brady Clones will arrive by way of the Patriot Death Star for an epic battle of the two greatest forces the Gridiron Galaxy has ever seen.

The Dark Force is strong with their leader Darth Belichick, and his young apprentice, Sith Brady.

Darth Belichick is known throughout the galaxy as a evil emperour out to destroy the universe, and has extensive knowledge in the ways of the dark side . His evolution to  leader of the Galactic Empire is well documented by  intergalactic Senator Princess Lea Mangini of the New Yorkion Region. Together with his protege, Sith Brady,  they have pillaged the galaxy devouring everything in their path. They employ renegades and rogue warriors wherever they can find them, most notedly the fearless  Oaklandonian Dessert Raider,    Sidius Moss.

The Evil Empire seeks domination of all in their path, and have not taken any prisoners in their journey to this point. They have spared no life, not even the all-knowing droid known as the "Original c3p-81"  nor his trusty companion     R-2-Romo.

 They have spilled the blood of 8 worlds and left not  a single enemy alive, and until now  no one has been able to stop them.

The One true hope for the survival of the Gridiron Galaxy is a  Jedi Fighter named Peyton Wan-Kenobi.

He will not be alone in his quest to save the NFL Republic. Jedi Master Tony Windu has great knowledge of the Force and and is an expert in Jedi Mind tricks.

Fierce warrior, Joseph Yodai, is a master of the pigskin saber and  the talented Hans Harrison precisely pilots the fighterships better than anyone in the Republic after learning the ways of the Jedi from the great Jerry Ricewalker.

   Together with Peyton Wan-Kenobi, They are preparing for a battle to the death with the Dark Lord and his Brady droids. Anyone left alive if the Dark Side is victorious will be fed to the slug-like alien gangster John Madd-a-Hutt.

   It is crucial to the survival of the NFL Republic and Gridiron Galaxy that the Jedis are victorious in this epic battle of Good vs. Evil. They are the last hope for good to prevail, and the republic of the NFL is counting on them.

In the words of the late C3P-81,    "Getcha Popcorn Ready!"

Coming This Sunday to a theater near Indy.

Note:  Epsisode II    "Stat Wars- Revenge Of The Skins"     

 is available pre-release by special request through VBchickRedskinsfan only on BlueRay Disc.