As many of you know the famous GGW Racing NASCAR  team goes overseas for the first time this week as they head to Australia for Race 9 of the Show Your Moon Tour. Some of the them have never been abroad and are anxious to get going.  The group is excited about the chance to show their racing skills to the Aussies and the rest of the world in their quest become the greatest drivers in the world. Most of the gang plans to just relax and see the sites, while a few are getting a headstart on planning for the next race. Little do some of them no that a few GGW members have concocted a plan to hi-jack the GGW  cruise ship and take over the team in an effort to secure a  treasure nearly as valuable as the Sprint Cup trophy:               

   And thus begins the Saga of "Mon-keys of the Caribbean-The Curse of the Golden Kitty."

Our journey begins on the coast of New Hampshire. The GGW flagship, known as the Santa Goreela will be carrying the crew to Australia and England for the next two races before returning  Stateside. The cars, and pit crews are already on the way over the ocean so crews can get set up early before race time. The gang looks pretty excited as the ship gets ready to leave port and head down Under. Many of GGW's biggest fans showed up to give the team a big send-off.

The Famous Forensic2 even picked a few songs to sing for the gang as they prepared their journey. Yep, he dosn't just have the best playlist on Foxblog. He can actually sing and play  all those songs too.

 (If you are hearing the music, then pause here and wait for the next song before reading on)

Finally the Santa Goreela has left port and the GGW members are settled into their cabins. Some made plans for partying, some for relaxing, and some for just enjoying the ride.

Here we find lovebirds HotfootLori and Tony Stewart re-enacting their favorite movie scenes at the front of the ship.

Fever3Fan was roaming the deck looking for a place to relax when he came across Speedbeagle20 lounging in the sun wearing her lastest GGW swimwear designed by Moseby's new bride Frank Tixpiddle.

Now there's a good reason SpeedBeagle didn't stir even over 3fan's giggling. You'll find out soon what it is.

  Party boys Jon464, future president Photogr  T. Justice,  and Moseby75   were at the back of the ship judging a Grid Gals bikini contest. The conversation was nearly as hot as the girls were.

Yeemum, Gerell, and Jokerswild were all  at the indoor pool taking pictures for the 2008 GGW Drivers Calendar. Jokerswild was giddy about his new sponsor Mary Kay letting him test some of their newest products.

Gerell had been assigned to  be the ship's Captain, but since the  photo shoot came up, she decided to take a break and go with Yeemum and Jokers, leaving the ship on autopilot and no one on lookout.  She would soon regret this.

Meanwhile, Hanahan was at the bar with his new bodyguards Winky and Stinky. He had to hire bodyguards because of the details of Jokerwild's cross dressing fetish among other things that leaked out earlier in the week during Hanahan's Roast of Jokers.

With the gang all occupied, and several members of GGW still no-where in sight, a fierce crew of Speedbeagle's henchmen that had appeared in a few races thus far showed on the horizon in the ghost ship, Black Pearl. No wonder she was so relaxed even with 3fan giggling at her doggy rear. Her plan was  coming together nicely. Jbroomy, who has not been seen for weeks, was quickly getting Beagle' s  band of pirates ready to strike the Santa Goreela.

Cannons roared at the GGW ship stunning all those on board except for the always calm Forensic2 who already had an idea what the pirates where looking for because of his past experiences roaming the waters  as Captain Forensic Sparrow, the most feared pirate of them all in his younger years. His trusty bird Noahspop had intercepted a email converstaion with the help of Iowagirl about the other GGW members' secret  plans.

Usually thought of as the nice quiet  ones of the bunch, newly recruited pirate mon-keys 24X2(Rhonda) ,Volfan69, and Dwindy rampaged the decks  stealing everything they could grab. Show your Moon moonshine, drivers training tapes and log books, and even Jokerswild's trunk full of Fredericks of Hollywood lingerie.

What they were looking for was a treasure map that had been previously hidden for centuries in the free counter.com coding in Lisa H's blog profile.

The map contains  the location of the Golden Kitty, a priceless giant pure gold cat statue worth billions that had been hidden by SweetKena and Texascudaguy for safe keeping.

It's location is Kong Island, a small island south of the Australian cost impossible to reach through the dense fog with out the map.  It's also the summer home to Cuda and heavily guarded by  Kong's  followers and Kena's clan of giant warrior cats.

Well trained and ready for anything the Kena Kongs and Cuda Kongs would not be easy for the other GGW members to get past even if they did have the map.

     Once  Tylerhead realized the map was useless to him, he decided to take his frustration out on Klvalus, but he wouldn't get much.

Finally the voice of reason stepped in as Tezqm99 settled everyone down to resolve their differences and work together as a team again.

As the GGW gang set sail again for Australia in their quest for gold and NASCAR domination, Texascudaguy and SweetKena prepared for their arrival.

  As we wait for race 9 hosted by Tez  to see who will claim the TransPacific Traveler 150, and the Golden Kitty, we can only hope the race is as exctiing as GGW's journey to get there.  The Aussies better be ready for this wild bunch because lugnuts will be flying the like cannons,  and drivers will be stealing positions like the pirates they aspire to be in the next race of  the GGW Show Your Moon Tour.

Thanks for reading this installment of "Mon-keys of the Caribbean-The Curse of the Golden Kitty."  Feel free to add to the story and explain yourself if you were one of the pirates. 

(Jokerswild- no explanation needed. We don't want to know what size thong you wear)