This And That
by: Texascudaguy
Car Trek - The Final Frontier (Star Trek NASCAR Parody)
Jun 29, 2008 | 4:49AM | report this

 

 

Stardate 20358.7.  Captain's log 2218.      The Chase, The Final Frontier.  One warp speed jump to go and these Carfleet  crewmembers will begin the battle for space and the journey to the uncharted edges of the Federation Territory and beyond.

 

Let's look at the top 5 contenders to lead the EOT (Enterprise of Tomorrow) into the outer reaches of Space.

Executive Officer "Spock" Busch would be  the Logical choice, because of his increasingly strong Vulcan Death grip on the points standings. However, one would think it's highly illogical  to think that his large  vulcan ears would help  his aerodynamics and this could play a factor later on.

  Currently in second place,  have Chief Engineer  "Geordie" Burton, who always seems to see thing clearly around him each week  and is consistent with his vision to reach the Chase. You never see him  do anything spectacular, but he's always around.

  In 3rd we have Leutinent Commander "Scotty " Earnhardt, Jr..  Scotty usually plays a larger factor in the popularity of the Enterprise crew than the captain does, and once every 76 episodes he is rewarded  by  briefly  becoming a captain.  His father "Scotty Sr." was a great Starfleet commander that lead many voyages to the vast regions of the Nebular Galaxy.

 He  sometimes has some overzealous  fans that grace the Foxblog Interpanetary Zone  whom you wish would just ask him to "beam them up"  to back where they came from.

 

Holding on to 4th is Communications Offficer Uhura Carla Edwards. She is usually the one to "beam"  the others to different places on the track with the "flip" of a switch.

In 5th  is reigning Starfleet Captain Jimmy T. "Kirk . He has completed the journey to the end of the Chase frontier and is known for long time  parternship  with Klingon warrior Kongo Knauss. His prime directive  is to live long and prosper by defending the Federation Championship this year.

 

The rest of the Federation members currently seeking a place on the Enterprise crew in the journey to the Chase are :

Leutinent Commander  "Zulu" Gordon, 

2nd Medical Officer Dr. Beverly "Biffle" Crusher,  

 Tactical Officer "Worf" Hamlin, 

 Navigations Officer "Chehkov" Kahne,

Chief Medical Officer  "Bones" Bowyer, 

Former Carfleet Captain "Jon Luc" Stewart,

and Chief Operations Officer  "Data" Kenseth.

 

As they near the outer edges of Space in their quest to the final frontier, it will be an exciting voyage to "where no man has gone before" (ok well in a  flying race car with photon torpedoes, that is.)

So get your tricorders ready, and set your phasers to stun. It will soon be time to begin the battle of Car Trek, The Final Frontier.

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Texascudaguy
Jun 29, 2008
5:06 AM
Enjoy. I'll try to add the pics for Gordon and the others later. Having some probs this morning uploading any more pics to photobucket.

JOKERSWILD
Jun 29, 2008
5:27 AM
Cuda guy--its entered good luck and I knew K.Busch was an alien.. And watch out for Jr. Nation they get a little ugly sometimes. Photobucket

Last edited by JOKERSWILD on June 29th at 5:58 AM.

Hanahan
Jun 29, 2008
7:28 AM
Great parody. Very original. Carl Edwards as a woman, instant classic.

noahspop2001
Jun 29, 2008
7:56 AM
LMAOROTF.....Thanks Cuda..My gut hurts..

photogr
Jun 29, 2008
8:23 AM
Welcome to the twilight zone. Look out for the Klingoners. They are a nasty bunch.

Racechick
Jun 29, 2008
9:39 AM
Absolutely ROFLMAO! Cuda - you are priceless. I KNOW how much work went into this post and it's fantastic - you made my day.

Last edited by Racechick on June 29th at 9:41 AM.

blue@orange
Jun 29, 2008
9:53 AM
I came, i read, i pissed my pant's !!!!
To this point, you got my vote. Parody perfection!!
But any boyhood fantasies of Lt. Uhura are gone now, could have done without the Edwards pic

Last edited by blue@orange on June 29th at 9:54 AM.

elad64
Jun 29, 2008
10:16 AM
Hilarious! Gotta agree w/ b@o, you ruined a whole lotta guys fanatsies about Lt. Uhura though. lol

Texascudaguy
Jun 29, 2008
12:41 PM
JW. Thanks and as for Jr. Nation, is they get outta control, there's always the photon torpedo to keep the peace.

Texascudaguy
Jun 29, 2008
12:47 PM
Hanahan. Why do you think Carl can do all those flips? Flexibility. LOL

Texascudaguy
Jun 29, 2008
12:53 PM
Noahspop. Sorry to injury your gut again. Wait til you see "Worf" Hamlin if i can get it to upload.

Photo- I beleive a a few of those Klingons showed up at the GGW race this weekend.

Amanda- There's always a Sequel to these kinds of theings.

Texascudaguy
Jun 29, 2008
12:57 PM
B@O and eLAD- LOL Sorry to ruin your fantasies about Uhura.
Deanna Troi wasn't half bad either though.

GothamCrusader
Jun 29, 2008
1:17 PM
funny story all you need now is a tribble ? playing the part of digger.

IowaGirl
Jun 29, 2008
1:33 PM
Cuda - I love it! Very funny. Can we expect regular updates to the story?

Forensic2
Jun 29, 2008
3:18 PM
Carl's got a nice pair of leggs. Great job Tex! You are now the master! Cheers Bro.

Texascudaguy
Jun 29, 2008
4:26 PM
gotham. What the heck is a tribble? These lil Gremlin looking things?
Photobucket
Digger would whoop those lil furballs.

Texascudaguy
Jun 29, 2008
4:28 PM
Iowa. updates.. LOL I still haben't gotten around to updates for the GRIN broadcasts at GGW or a real This and That remake..too many choices.lol. maybe

Texascudaguy
Jun 29, 2008
4:29 PM
Forensic. Carl may have some nice legs but Biffle is stacked. :P You're still the master.

Gerrel
Jun 29, 2008
8:34 PM
Cuda - LOVED THIS!!!!!! I am a big Star Trak Fan. Have seen ALL the MOVIES and ALL the SERIES. Have them all on DVD. I could watch Star Trek ANYTIME!
I used to think Capt Kirk was hot stuff when I was a kid in the 70's.

I love your pic of Stewart as Jean Luc Picard. Although the thought of Edwards in that mini skirt is rather revolting. JJ as Kirk is an excellant choice though. Great Parody relating it to NASCAR. Actually you forgot to include one of my other favs from TNG - William Riker, I thought he was pretty hot too.

HotfootLori
Jun 29, 2008
8:37 PM
Excellent Texascutie! You must have fallen asleep watching Star Trek?

Man oh man, Smoke would look very sexy bald :)

Texascudaguy
Jun 29, 2008
8:50 PM
Gerell. You must have vision problems i dint know about. (William Shatner Hot?? LOL) Actually my mom thought the same thing. I was never that big on Trek, but she was/is a big fan of Star Trek over the years and the Stagate 1 series. She has everything ever recorded on video of those 2.

Sorry i couldn't fit everyone in. Deaana Troi was my fav, but i'v already got enough dudes in skirts on here. Some Romulans, a Borg or 2, Quark, and a few more of TNG characters are possible if i ever do a sequel. Glad you liked.

Texascudaguy
Jun 29, 2008
8:54 PM
Lori- Actually Nope. I never sleep. LOL

I told Joker i would try to do a Star Wars remake of the NFL one i did a while back, but i decided to save that for NFL season when its more relevant. So i thought, why not Star Trek?

Where you been all weekend? You've missed one wacky GGW race on Gerrel's blog this weekend. Rumor has it you and Smoke are splitting up.

DownsA529
Jun 29, 2008
9:12 PM
I'll admit I'm not a huge NASCAR fan, but I like Star Trek, and I love this parody. The references are hilarious! And great choices for the crew members. Easily one of the best of this contest.

HotfootLori
Jun 30, 2008
6:52 AM
cuda - I was in the Memphis area all weekend and left the laptop at home :)

volfan69
Jun 30, 2008
9:52 AM
This is great. I really enjoyed it.

CR_Racing
Jun 30, 2008
12:00 PM
Thanks! Brought a smile to my face, and a little private laugh to myself here at work. :)

Texascudaguy
Jun 30, 2008
12:08 PM
downs- Thanks for the vote of confidence. your entry was very creative as well.

lori-Well that explains it then. :P

Volfan- Thanks.. I'm just happy that Joker has so many entered in the contest. Humor keeps us sane in a way.

CR-bloggind at work? lol

moseby
Jun 30, 2008
1:01 PM
Damn - Carl's got nice legs, Cuda.

YeeMum_
Jun 30, 2008
1:17 PM
Well done!
Great parody.

CR_Racing
Jun 30, 2008
2:27 PM
Tex-- I'm BUSTED!

Texascudaguy
Jun 30, 2008
7:20 PM
Moseby.LOL I didn't know so many of you guys would have a man crush on Carl, or i would made Shrub the Uhura character instead. Now that would be scary.

Texascudaguy
Jun 30, 2008
7:25 PM
Yee- Star Trek is about the only way i can get anyone to "boldly go where no man has gone before" .. my blog. LOL.

CR- More power to ya if you can get paid and blog at the same time. Must be nice. come back any time.

Marty Walker
Jul 1, 2008
7:08 AM
TEXAS- You have my vote for "Best Comedy Blog". You included all that I like and in the right way. Still smiling as I go.

You all need to seriously consider this as the best.

Great job cudaguy!!!!

Tsfanpc
Jul 1, 2008
11:10 AM
After this I will never look at the NASCAR drivers and Star Trek without laughing. Thanks for the laugh.

It was greatly needed today.

A baldheaded Stewart YIKES!!!

At least Edwards has the legs to pull off wearing a dress. Denny and that hair, that is too funny.

You get my vote!

Last edited by Tsfanpc on July 1st at 11:54 AM.

klvalus
Jul 1, 2008
1:39 PM
OMG Cuda, this is the funniest thing I think you have ever done...Carl in the dress is good but Stewart at the end is priceless!!!

You got my vote!!

Texascudaguy
Jul 1, 2008
11:35 PM
Marty- Man its good to hear from you. I'm not in the contest for votes. I'm just hear to entertain the wonderful friends i've made on this site. don't be a stranger.

Texascudaguy
Jul 1, 2008
11:39 PM
tsfan- I'm not hear for votes. If i made ya laugh, then i'm happy. That's all its about for me.

Texascudaguy
Jul 1, 2008
11:41 PM
Kristen. don't make me blush. I wish i had your writing skills. If not for you,lori, and Forensic, i wouldn't even be here, so Thank.. Thank you very much for being you.

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Just an average sports fan. Enjoy in order of favorites: NFL, NASCAR, College Football, MLB, College Basketball. NBA, and NHL are currently on my "Overrated, Overpaid, and Overhyped" list. Classic Car enthusiast Blog topics -- Big fan of humour, but will occasionally chime in on serious subjects as well. Appreciate quality writing and grammar, and commend it, but will not hold it against those who don't excel in those areas.(I'm definitely nowhere close to perfect either.) Please stop by anytime if the subject intrigues you. Your opinion is always appreciated.
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