Stardate 20358.7. Captain's log 2218. The Chase, The Final Frontier. One warp speed jump to go and these Carfleet crewmembers will begin the battle for space and the journey to the uncharted edges of the Federation Territory and beyond.
Let's look at the top 5 contenders to lead the EOT (Enterprise of Tomorrow) into the outer reaches of Space.
Executive Officer "Spock" Busch would be the Logical choice, because of his increasingly strong Vulcan Death grip on the points standings. However, one would think it's highly illogical to think that his large vulcan ears would help his aerodynamics and this could play a factor later on.
Currently in second place, have Chief Engineer "Geordie" Burton, who always seems to see thing clearly around him each week and is consistent with his vision to reach the Chase. You never see him do anything spectacular, but he's always around.
In 3rd we have Leutinent Commander "Scotty " Earnhardt, Jr.. Scotty usually plays a larger factor in the popularity of the Enterprise crew than the captain does, and once every 76 episodes he is rewarded by briefly becoming a captain. His father "Scotty Sr." was a great Starfleet commander that lead many voyages to the vast regions of the Nebular Galaxy.
He sometimes has some overzealous fans that grace the Foxblog Interpanetary Zone whom you wish would just ask him to "beam them up" to back where they came from.
Holding on to 4th is Communications Offficer Uhura Carla Edwards. She is usually the one to "beam" the others to different places on the track with the "flip" of a switch.
In 5th is reigning Starfleet Captain Jimmy T. "Kirk . He has completed the journey to the end of the Chase frontier and is known for long time parternship with Klingon warrior Kongo Knauss. His prime directive is to live long and prosper by defending the Federation Championship this year.
The rest of the Federation members currently seeking a place on the Enterprise crew in the journey to the Chase are :
Leutinent Commander "Zulu" Gordon,
2nd Medical Officer Dr. Beverly "Biffle" Crusher,
Tactical Officer "Worf" Hamlin,
Navigations Officer "Chehkov" Kahne,
Chief Medical Officer "Bones" Bowyer,
Former Carfleet Captain "Jon Luc" Stewart,
and Chief Operations Officer "Data" Kenseth.
As they near the outer edges of Space in their quest to the final frontier, it will be an exciting voyage to "where no man has gone before" (ok well in a flying race car with photon torpedoes, that is.)
So get your tricorders ready, and set your phasers to stun. It will soon be time to begin the battle of Car Trek, The Final Frontier.
I came, i read, i pissed my pant's !!!!
To this point, you got my vote. Parody perfection!!
But any boyhood fantasies of Lt. Uhura are gone now, could have done without the Edwards pic
Last edited by blue@orange on June 29th at 9:54 AM.
Iowa. updates.. LOL I still haben't gotten around to updates for the GRIN broadcasts at GGW or a real This and That remake..too many choices.lol. maybe
Cuda - LOVED THIS!!!!!! I am a big Star Trak Fan. Have seen ALL the MOVIES and ALL the SERIES. Have them all on DVD. I could watch Star Trek ANYTIME!
I used to think Capt Kirk was hot stuff when I was a kid in the 70's.
I love your pic of Stewart as Jean Luc Picard. Although the thought of Edwards in that mini skirt is rather revolting. JJ as Kirk is an excellant choice though. Great Parody relating it to NASCAR. Actually you forgot to include one of my other favs from TNG - William Riker, I thought he was pretty hot too.
Gerell. You must have vision problems i dint know about. (William Shatner Hot?? LOL) Actually my mom thought the same thing. I was never that big on Trek, but she was/is a big fan of Star Trek over the years and the Stagate 1 series. She has everything ever recorded on video of those 2.
Sorry i couldn't fit everyone in. Deaana Troi was my fav, but i'v already got enough dudes in skirts on here. Some Romulans, a Borg or 2, Quark, and a few more of TNG characters are possible if i ever do a sequel. Glad you liked.
I told Joker i would try to do a Star Wars remake of the NFL one i did a while back, but i decided to save that for NFL season when its more relevant. So i thought, why not Star Trek?
Where you been all weekend? You've missed one wacky GGW race on Gerrel's blog this weekend. Rumor has it you and Smoke are splitting up.
I'll admit I'm not a huge NASCAR fan, but I like Star Trek, and I love this parody. The references are hilarious! And great choices for the crew members. Easily one of the best of this contest.
Moseby.LOL I didn't know so many of you guys would have a man crush on Carl, or i would made Shrub the Uhura character instead. Now that would be scary.
Marty- Man its good to hear from you. I'm not in the contest for votes. I'm just hear to entertain the wonderful friends i've made on this site. don't be a stranger.
Kristen. don't make me blush. I wish i had your writing skills. If not for you,lori, and Forensic, i wouldn't even be here, so Thank.. Thank you very much for being you.
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