Thanks to our friends at the GRIN channel (Gor-rilla Racing Insiders Network), we are able to bring you an inside look at the the GGW Racing team that has taken the NASCAR world by storm. After this pasts week's race the Show Your Moon Miller Lite 150, we were allowed into the home of Klvalus for the after party to show the fans some of what goes on with this wacky bunch when they are away from their NASCAR headquarters.
Lead reporter Crusty Wallack and his team of Foxblog cameramen bring you this very exclusive view of the Mon-keys on their own turf.
We followed the group around for the night during this post race celebration and as expected, these mon-keys are just as looney off the track as they are on it.
We were greeted in the driveway by GGW superstars Volfan69 and Hotfootlori admiring their new company cars provided by the always generous GGW.
Next we headed to Kristen's living room where we found the famous Forensic2 and a few pals dicussing last week's race... among other things.(Who's that in the pic on the wall? Could that be Kristen's darn baby pic again)? We also recognized a few familiar celebrity faces from the Show Your Moon Miller Lite 150.
Forensic was unavailable, or unwilling, to give us an exclusive interview so we moved on to the back patio where we found Presidential hopeful Photogr, Tophatal/rampantfan,part time GGW driver Frank, and the alluring Lindsey from the local Hooters lounging in the hottub area discussing politics, well mostly politics.
Not wanting this to look bad in his bid for Presidency , Mr Photogr pointed out that both gals have an IQ of over 65, which is at least more than most of GGW's drivers.
Next we decided to wander back to the den area where we found Moseby and Hanahan watching what we thought to possibly be a GGW training video at first, but soon discovered this was inaccurate.
Taking a peak inside Ms Klvalus's personal office, we found her inside reading her favorite blog on Foxblog, wearing her favorite cap, and preparing campaign funds for Mr. Photogr.
The GRIN Network, after a large contribution from Ms. Klvalus and GGW during this visit, will now carry all future broadcasts of GGW races and Mr Photogr's presidential debates as well.
Moving outside we found GGW driver and part time movie star, Texascudaguy, his fiancee Naomi Watts, and phenom points leader TezQM99 in the yard. Mr Cuda would not let us air the rest of their conversation for reasons that would be apparent after rumours of his alleged affair with the mysteriuos female driver Frank Tixpiddle.
Unable to get Tez's attention and unable to continue with Mr Cuda, we decided to see what was happening at the pool where we found jon464 showing Rookie of the Year driver favorites 24X2 and Jbroomy a few moves,
while MeanDovine relaxed in the pool.
For some reason, no one wanted to join Mr Dovine in the water.
Heading back out to the lawn, we discovered SweetKena, Frever3Fan, and MegaNASCAR star Tony Screwart shooting the breeze.
Brangelina? Don't you mean SmokeaFootie? Yeah. We don't think that works either.
Hearing a rumble coming down the street, we decided to see what the commotion was and found Tylerhead, and Dwindy bringing back some beverages to the party.
We also discovered Jokerswild in his usual state of consciuosness, eeermm......relaxing on the street?
After their little Car Wars episode in the previous race, we were not surprised to find these two wild ones driving what they were. As for Mr Joker, well... Ok we weren't surprised at all by his condition either.
Also in the driveway were Noahspop and Tsfanpc attempting to make a few upgrades to Tylerhead's transportation before he returned.
No word yet on whether they were successful with the um... alterations.
Finally we moved back inside where we found media favorites Yeemum and Gerell at the buffet discussing the state of GGW's popularity,,, or maybe it was the state of some driver's unpopularity.
After that, we decided to call it night. Thanks for tuning in to the Gor-rilla Racing Insiders Network for our inside look at the stars of GGW.
This is Crusty Wallack for GRIN saying " If it aint broke, then let's break it! Have a banana, and enjoy the ride. Good night race fans."
I thought you'd like that Lori..Doesnt Brangelina have twins? you may have to adopt Fringe as well.. LOL
Whats this about you stealing bananas from Volfan's bus though?
Better watch your back. Sweetkena might steal Tony Screwart from you while you arent looking.
I love it now if someone could just help me to the pool oh wait- on second thought Dovines been in it -right- i'll just hang out with Tyler and Dwindy they have the refreshments..
Last edited by JOKERSWILD on June 12th at 6:08 PM.
Dwindy. LOL. noiw we know why you brought back Miller Lite instead of Bud Lite.
Crusty Wallack told me that was Dale Jr and Kyle Bush in the tanks behind you but i figured they were driving way to cautious for it to be true.
I'm just hoping that tsfan and Nohah finish the job on tylers miniweenie car. That thing leaks mustard all over the track, and along with the slimy things Forensic chunks out the window, its hard to pass anyone out there.
Last edited by Texascudaguy on June 12th at 6:18 PM.
Joker. We could get you into the Bea Arhtur Rehab Center for a discount if you like. Or better yet, we'll send you on the town with Yoda a few nights and build up your tolerance.
Thanks Forensic.I got a new pic editing software that will crop a dang pic without taking the whole page with it.. What a difference that makes when trying to put mon-keys in cars or anywhere else lol.
You and Yoda are the masters. I am just a Jedi in training and a LEO to answer ur question.
Last edited by Texascudaguy on June 12th at 6:27 PM.
Racechick. Wow. been a long time. Always good to hear from you. Hope Tez gets settled soon and the move is going well. Dont be a stranger.Glad you liked. i'm sure we can find a spot or you as well. Crusty Wallack needs an anchor woman.
OMG cuda..this is priceless. Very well done. Cant wait for next week's installment. I have a feeling the next race is going to be verly verly interlesting!!! LOL
Cuda, your footage from the trip to my house turned out great...I wish you didnt get my baby pics in there though!! Good to see all that Miller Lite coming, JW drank all mine!
Look forward to future GRIN broadcasts...can you guys do the nascar races too??
Oh and MeanD- your getting the pool cleaning bill!
Lori- Umm,. Better let us check your trunk before you go. I'm a guessing you've got some stolen bananas in there. If you need that much help feeding Tony, Lunatic, and Fringe,I'm sure we can upsize your weekly allowance at GGW.
BTW I found the perfect babysitter for the SmokeaFootie household. Sent him over to talk to Tony about watch Lunatic and Fringe while you're racing. If Paul Sr can't control them, no one can.
Last edited by Texascudaguy on June 12th at 8:21 PM.
Cuda - You crack me up! What a lovely party Kristen hosted for us mon*keys. Now are you trying to put words in my mouth about losing your mind????
You're very creative for someone that's a step away from the looney bin, LOL.
Photgr- You left your swimtrunks out by the hottub. Now if you're gonna be a president, you can't be leaving things like this laying around everywhere.
Gerel.. You are likely the only sane one of the bunch. Thats why you are so valuable. You keep us all out of the looney bin, or in this case, the Bea Arthur Rehab Center.
Stamina? Smoke hasnt been showing much...stamina.. on the track lately Lori... Where have you been using it up at?? LOL wait.. don't answer that.. This is PG-13 blog.
Joker.- don't puke in the pool. Kristen saw MeanDovine's mess and never came back. I think she's had it with us trashing all her property already. Don't blame ya for choosing Yoda.. Wise Choice. you make a Jedi yet.. LOL
The reason Lori is so short is because shes hiding the rest of her Curious George pajamas.
The only thing more embarrasing than Kristen's babypics or Moseby's elephant ears is Lori's hairy Mon-key legs.
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