A Short Time From now ..... In a galaxy very close ........ to Indianapolis,
a relentless army of Brady Clones will arrive by way of the Patriot Death Star for an epic battle of the two greatest forces the Gridiron Galaxy has ever seen.
The Dark Force is strong with their leader Darth Belichick, and his young apprentice, Sith Brady.
Darth Belichick is known throughout the galaxy as a evil emperour out to destroy the universe, and has extensive knowledge in the ways of the dark side . His evolution to leader of the Galactic Empire is well documented by intergalactic Senator Princess Lea Mangini of the New Yorkion Region. Together with his protege, Sith Brady, they have pillaged the galaxy devouring everything in their path. They employ renegades and rogue warriors wherever they can find them, most notedly the fearless Oaklandonian Dessert Raider, Sidius Moss.
The Evil Empire seeks domination of all in their path, and have not taken any prisoners in their journey to this point. They have spared no life, not even the all-knowing droid known as the "Original c3p-81" nor his trusty companion R-2-Romo.
They have spilled the blood of 8 worlds and left not a single enemy alive, and until now no one has been able to stop them.
The One true hope for the survival of the Gridiron Galaxy is a Jedi Fighter named Peyton Wan-Kenobi.
He will not be alone in his quest to save the NFL Republic. Jedi Master Tony Windu has great knowledge of the Force and and is an expert in Jedi Mind tricks.
Fierce warrior, Joseph Yodai, is a master of the pigskin saber and the talented Hans Harrison precisely pilots the fighterships better than anyone in the Republic after learning the ways of the Jedi from the great Jerry Ricewalker.
Together with Peyton Wan-Kenobi, They are preparing for a battle to the death with the Dark Lord and his Brady droids. Anyone left alive if the Dark Side is victorious will be fed to the slug-like alien gangster John Madd-a-Hutt.
It is crucial to the survival of the NFL Republic and Gridiron Galaxy that the Jedis are victorious in this epic battle of Good vs. Evil. They are the last hope for good to prevail, and the republic of the NFL is counting on them.
In the words of the late C3P-81, "Getcha Popcorn Ready!"
Coming This Sunday to a theater near Indy.
Note: Epsisode II "Stat Wars- Revenge Of The Skins"
is available pre-release by special request through VBchickRedskinsfan only on BlueRay Disc.
Sorry my pic editing skills are less than average.
Hope you enjoy. Intended to be kind of a knock off of Fox's Good vs Evil story on the Pats/Colts game, but with better characters.
Hey Cudaguy, excellent job, funny as hell, and that's coming from a Pats fan!
Peyton Wan-Kenobi should send Bill Belichick some sort of thank-you gift. Belichick might be the only guy in the NFL who could turn one of the best quarterbacks ever into a sympathetic underdog that almost all of America (outside of New England)is rooting for....
Lori. It should be a great game. The Force is strong in Indy. I have a feeling the Death star may suffer some pretty severe damages, if not detroyed all together.
My Cowboys couldn't get it done, maybe the Jedi Colts will.
halfbaked. Thanks
Yeah it's a little strange how the media and the bookies are all going for the Pats, and the fans are all going for the Colts. I have to go for the Colts, because NE gave my Cowboys their blemish on their record and that 4th quarter was ugly.
Cuda -
Creative blog-- it made me smile. I don't ever watch football, and I know nothing about it, but read your blog since you mentioned it to HotFoot on NASCAR site. I do however like Sci-fi and Star Wars too. We have all the movies, and even a great radio series presentation from the 1990's which was fun to listen to.
Niiiiice! This was real funny and interesting Cuda. I'm also going with the Colts. Have to ride with my Homeboy Peyton. By the way I been meaning to ask you is that you ride in the avatar? Sweet ride going to change my avatar to my ride so you can check it out.
hey Texas, great job. it's always good when we can laugh at ourselves, because deep down aren't we all NE Pats fans? i guess one of the big problems with the Pats is that it's impossible to hate them. you don't hear about their players driving drunk, slapping women around, doing drugs, unintentionally taking drugs through "supplements", or exploiting their parents to make corny soup commercials. the coach screwed up with Spygate for sure, but i'm having a hard time condemning Rodney Harrison for using HGH to try and heal faster. nor have i criticized Paul Byrd if that's the reason he used it. So, basically we have two teams playing each other that represent the NFL well. nothing could be better for the NFL.
Great blog- and so true! (plus you can never go wrong with a Star Wars theme) The fate of the NFL seems to rest in Peyton's hands, 'cuz if he can't stop them, who will?
I'm definitely going to enjoy it, though- without a doubt, it should be football as art. There was a thread on another blog (can't remember who) that was talking about how it's like Bird vs. Magic because they're so far ahead of everyone else. Hope everyone appreciates what they're about to see this weekend!
Very enjoyable post dude. Don't worry about the pics you posted, I doubt anyone had trouble getting the gist. I'm hopeful Bob Sanders cleans somebody's clock. Receivers don't run patterns quite as well if they're worried about getting their teeth knocked out.
This should win an award! Seriously you have a fantastic imagination, and this is one of the best posts I have ever seen! BTW, I am a huge Star Wars geek, lol! The Pics are great...I LOVE THIS!
But, when I got to the bottom of this and saw the "Star Wars- Revenge of the Skins" and it being available for pre-release by special request through me on BlueRay. That just absolutely made my WEEK! Thank you my dear friend!
You and I should get together soon and do something for a post!
Gambitxxx- 68 Barracuda Fastback, 340 4-speed that i ownned for several years. I miss it! super fast and fun as heck to drive.
Hogger- This was the only way i could pick a little fun at the whole situation and still get a pick in without being insulted.
BTW- Thanks for your excellent acting as Joseph Yodai. I will be nominating you for an Oscar.
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TSI- I agree. Thay are worlds ahead or "light years" as gamibt refers to, of the rest of the leaGUE.
Anything can happen, but right now its a collision course for an instant Classic that we will watch for years to come. At least i hope that's how it works out.
South- I'm sure nick Saban will help you out. Well Maybe Not!
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Moondog- As a Cowboys fan, I think Sanders isn't getting near enough credit in the media for what his impact will be on this game. Maybe he will use that as motivation.
Lori- I love ya but The Tide is not rolling in this weekend. :P
Ang- I put them on Blue Ray so you can charge a little more and use the money for your Darrell Green HOF campaign. you and me together? you'd embarass me. My writing skills are closer to Yoda than You.
Cuda yeah it's a 74 but my cousin is doing the work I just get in the way when necessary. Thx The engine is sweet also. boared 30 over and holley duel feed carb. can't wait till it's finished so I can put some rims on it. Got some old school chrome centerlines for it. It's similar to the Camaro from Transformers movie. the paint job is the same with the black racing stripes and all.
When I'm done with this I want to try and get my hands on a 67 GTO to restore. That's my dream car.
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If I only new , you new football I would have check this out sooner. Then again maybe not. lol
Very nice work by one of the masters on here. Cheers !!!!
"Look Into my eyes. Feel the jedi mind trick take control of your brain. Watch my next 12 commercials or I will make a thousand clones of my own to drive you mad."
ha ha nice... glad i provided a little inspiration... I need to get photoshop... every I edit is with paint and a pain in the tail. good stuff... this game better be....
husker- I'll try to scroll through ur archive and find it. Sounds interesting. or just leave me a link. I was up in Arlington this summer and drove by where the new stadium is. Man that thing is gonna be huge. DallasCowboys.Com has a link that keeps a lot of updates on it.
ksp/Kevin- Props to you. That Belicheck/Anakin comparison in your Halloween costume post was classic. All i did was expand a little on it... ok a lot. I have same prob right now with pics. Reformatted HD recently and havent re-installed Photoshop and my other pic apps yet. Thats why some of these are fuzzy and sloppy. Too tedious using mspaint. Thanks for stopping by.
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