When i returned to Blogsville today  and discovered that some here had suggested i was missing or lost, i decided i should post an expanation before i get back into the swing of the sports happenings. 

First off,   Forensic, This was not me.         I've read several reports that someone saw Bigfoot in the woods and suggest it was myself or another missing blogger.  You were almost right though !

I was doing at Test Session over a month ago for GGW Racing and got hold of some of that  so-called quality Moonshine  which i thought was iced tea. It turned out to be Waltrip racing fuel, and by the time i woke up i was in the Bahamas with the hot blonde girl with a guy's name.

                            Let's just say that Frank Tixpiddle knows how to party! That bikini is all the poor girl owns.

  photogr's pops

 I also got to know Photogr's sister really well during my vacation.  His dad wasn't a very happy camper when he found out about this, and I hope Photgr is in a good mood before he sees it.(I don't remember any of it.)

 It took me 3 weeks to remove  the #### race suit. Damn Forensic! You owe me Man!

While on the Beach recovering from my hangover with some Ben-N-Jerry's,   I  was approached by photgr's agent and decided to do a few cameo peices in some movies so the loss of racing for GGW hasn't hurt me financially.

  Snoop Can really act when he drinks Forensic's moonshine (Now showing everywhere, if you have a GGW Racing special edtion multipass.)

          Don't i look like photogr?   (Soon to be released in 3 countries in the South Pacific)

 Sneak Preview. (And It wasn't my #### suit that got her all hot and sweaty)!

Unfortunatley Miss Tixpiddle and I are no longer together as I discovered a bit of chemistry while shooting Kong 2 with the sultry and gorgeous Naomi Watts. I would still  like photogr to be the best man if he can forgive me for the thing with his sis.

I have contacted official at Gorillas Gone Wild Racing as asked to be re-instated on the team.

Still waiting for contact from the team.

Actually, enough of the ####-business.        :)

Truth be told, my internet company went out of business and it thas taken this long to get service back out here in B.F.E.

I've spent the time watching Football, more football, and more football so it's all good,and my Cowboys are tearin' it up so far.

Did I miss anything exciting in NASCAR or football blogs?

Congratulations to Klvalus on winning the writer challenge. Great Job Kristen. and I finally got ur message( 2 week later LOL). Kval was my first round fav and good to know she beat out some tough opponents. Can't wait to read more.

What happened Hottiefoot? You got yourself and new profile pic,  and some enemies since I've been gone?  Should i put GGW whooping on anyone for you? I didn't realize you've become such a bad-#### since I've been gone. Hanging around Klval too much huh?  LOL

Lisa H? is that lisa4USC?   Different name and different pic, but same results. always in the BOTD boxes. Guess that busy girl hasn't slowed down any.

Anyways, Glad to be back, and anxious to see whats been up in the Blogisphere while i was away. Will be good to chime in on a few NFL and NASCAR stories and rants again. It's been awhile so i apologize to all those who i usually comment and read and those who stop by to read my posts. I'll try to get back into the swing of things ASAP.