Foxblogger and Car Of Tomorrow designer JayJayDeanwas arrested in San Deigo, California Tuesday morning when he crashed one of his super-stretched limos through a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop and then preceeded the wrong direction down a one way street and got stuck in the center of the road. This incident could be a huge setback in JayJay's attempt to be NASCAR Rookie of The Year.
JayJay stated he was " Just takin a break frome his Eight page blogs to party with his Chikas." JayJay Dean Racing spokesman, Lisa4USC, said on behalf of Dean," He told me he was only trying to spin a doughnut in his new ride."
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan were also arrested when found in the back of JJ's limo under in the influence of a controlled substance believed to be fuel from Waltrip Racing.
Lohan faces extra charges for escaping a local re-hab clinic. Her statement before being ushered off by officer Dusty Outlaw was " I was fascinated by all the powder. It was like Heaven in there."
Paris Hilton, when asked how she was involved only said "That's Hot!"
Stay tuned Fox News for updates and continuing coverage of this Developing Story.
Sources inside rival team, Gorillas Gone Wild Racing, have informed authorities JAYJay has repeatedly aproached them proposing a Banana Rum smuggling venture to Australia.
Aussie team owner Tezgm99 was unavailable for comment.
Last edited by Texascudaguy on August 14th at 1:08 PM.
I will break my silence....which was caused by me sleeping (time difference and all)....on this subject; "While I am a little disappointed with JJD for being arrested, I was more disappointed that he stalled his car and couldn't get it going.
"However, JJD has since told me that it wasn't his fault the car stalled, the problem was a low glucose level in the #### engine which created a misfire that ultmately cut out when he parked. Photo has since said that he will investigate the matter but expected some teething problems with the radical engine design.
"JJD was just stocking up on supplies before hotfootlori-ing it across the Pacific so we won't be taking any further action on the matter."
Hmmm. I wondered when he'd do it. That cheeky ####.
He's been saying for months now "Cup cars are too light and nimble - they're for ####, ... I want to race REAL men's cars." NOW I know what he's meant.
Watch for it, ... Jay Jay Dean Presents: The Big #### Luxury Limo Series (on Fox). "Where Door Handle To Door Handle Racing Ain't Good Enuff" (you know, ... cause depending on WHICH door handle you're talking about, it could mean one limo was three seconds ahead of the other - kinda changes your paradigms, moves your cheese, messes with your head, eh?).
Whaddaya think Juan Pablo could do with one of THESE babies?
(Just don't ask him about the point system for the new series, ... seriously, ... don't.)
Last edited by Dave_in_Indy on August 14th at 1:32 PM.
I beleieve Tez has invented an all new sport.
now that sounds like a fun sport. :P
Where do i try out in case my monster cuda has a bad run in with one of those Eanrhardt trucks? Or i need something to do in the offseason.
Does the Hottiefoot Circuit go through Texas?
Last edited by Texascudaguy on August 14th at 1:57 PM.
They need to call the Haz-Mat team to clean the limo if Heirhead Hilton was in it. Yuck...JJD, hope you had your shots, and I'm not talking tequila baby.
Tex - I don't know about the banana rum smuggling, though I have often been accused of smuggling bananas. In. My. Pants.
And all of you people should know, Paris likes the *glazed* donuts, and Lindsay likes the *powdered* donuts. The weird thing is, though, that Britney, *she* likes crullers. Too bad for her the pilot turned on the "No Britney"-sign after about twenty minutes.
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