This And That
by: Texascudaguy
NASCAR: This And That- FoxBloggers and Their COT Designs (PART 1)
Aug 11, 2007 | 5:51AM | report this

Foxsports' NASCAR bloggers have all submitted their own ideas for a better version of the Car Of Tomorrow. Some were considered by Mr. France and the gang, and were almost implemented this year before the current COT was decided upon. Let's take a look at the cars submitted by our local NASCAR experts.

 Part 1 of 2. If you aren't on this post see the second one.

   This:   JayJayDean Have u ever seen this guy write a short post in his blog? His writing seems to extend forever so a extended version of the COT is the right call.

   That:   JayJay's ideal COT is the longest one available, just as his blogs are.

 

   This:    Tezgm99 The Trans-Tasman Traveler is an Aussie, and Australia is well known for it's Outback.

   That:    Tez takes it a step further with the Subaru Outback sponsored by Outback Steakhouse

                        

 

  

   This:     ccr1d3r. His Black Flag Outpost blog brings us humor and a different perspective on racing.

   That:    Only fitting he would suggest a black car to match his blog, and the Batmobile is the most famous black car of them all.

 

 

   This:     deemon55 is known to be a huge fan of alternative fueled vehicles and the extreme high performance machines.

    That:      How does 376mph in a deisel powered Peterbilt sound for some X-treme high performance action? His Car of Tomorrow is FAST FAST FAST! but it has a little trouble cornering.

 

   This:    Earnhardt fans, Forensic2, 8Jr8fan, and klvalus teamed up to develop a COT that would pay tribute to Big E and Lil E

   That:    However, with so many Earnhard fans around, there was no way the car would hold the whole crew, so they decided on a truck version instead..

 

 

    This:   xbulrdr8  is a big fan of the outdoors, but his original COT idea just didn't catch on for some reason.

     That:  He has recently given up and joined forces with the Earnhardt Talledega research team, while breweing his own beer in his mobile unit.

  

    This:     turnlefttony , Tsfanpc , TonyStewartFan - These Tony Stewart fans were only able to fund half a team, becuase the Eanrhardtsters stole most of their money for spare truck tires and new wood for xbuldr's mobile headquarters.

     That:   Maybe they can get the Earnhardt fans a deal at Home Depot on lumber, so they can afford to develop the rest of their car. 

   

     This:     mudminnows is very attimate about expressing his love for the old days of NASCAR.

   

   That:    His selection would be the COY, Car of Yesterday, instead of Car Of Tomorrow.

 

  

   This:    HotfootLori - Have you ever wondered where she got that name?

     That:   Now we know why they call her Hotfoot!       She got her start in NASCAR research working with mudminnows  to bring back the original NASCAR car design.

Hope she has some good shoes.

  

  

   This:    photogr 's original concept was very popular with his GGW(Gorrilas Gone Wild) race team, but never caught on with the NASCAR executives.

   That:   He has since moved on, using his fame to start a new business in sales.

 

  This:    IowaGirl --The state of Iowa is the largest corn producer in the United States. She has an unlimited supply of parts for her COT concept.

                 

    That:   Unfortunately she seems to lose all her backup cars when harvest season comes around.

 

    This:      All Revved Up has great body designs for his COT. The problem is, his engines continue to fail before he can actually complete any tests.  

 

   That:    Maybe a Revv limiter would solve his over Revving issues.

  

    This:    14Falcons'  posts, quiet often, are about Sterling Marlin. He loves to comment on this guy, sometimes even to the point of rambling about him.

     That:    Rambling about Sterling Marlin? Hmmm , Maybe a 1966 Rambler Marlin is the only choice here.

    

 Continued in part 2 : http://community.foxsports.com/blogs/Texascudaguy
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volfan69
Aug 11, 2007
6:11 AM
I've read this three times! Each time my smile gets bigger. You have definately started my day off on a great note. Thanks for this. You are awesome. I love that banana car sooooo much!

Texascudaguy
Aug 11, 2007
6:35 AM
thanks vol but i think there is something wrong with the post. its not putting everything where it should be.. LOL
maybe it was a little too long

HotfootLori
Aug 11, 2007
7:54 AM
GROUP HUG EVERYBODY!!!!

This is so creative, I love it!! Thanks for the props Tex... can't wait for post #2!

chuxtory
Aug 11, 2007
8:19 AM
Cuda!
Niiiiice...

All in all.... I see (rodeo) Xbulrdr8's car working better for the 400-500 lappers.... it comes complete with a refreshment area, and a bathroom....

* I think I bought a car from Photo's carlot once.....*

Texascudaguy
Aug 11, 2007
8:29 AM
Trying to get part 2 to post but Damn Fox can't handle it LOL..

klvalus
Aug 11, 2007
8:45 AM
Tex!
Super funny! I love it! How true that us Earnhardt fans stole money from TS...NO way do I need a deal at HD for lumber! I get hives everytime I go in that place! They can race half-a-car...(Pretty sure Tony is good enough to drive it anyway!) LOL!

They are all spot on! every single on of them...

Great way to start my morning...

Texascudaguy
Aug 11, 2007
9:33 AM
Okey. The rest of the gang is up in part 2. Let me know if i missed someone.

Forensic2
Aug 11, 2007
11:10 AM
I love it !!! It belongs at the top !

ccr1d3r
Aug 11, 2007
1:11 PM
Yeah, I can live the the bat mobile as my ride.

socratesofswat
Aug 11, 2007
1:29 PM
Tex a very creative and hilarious post. A lil'Good old fashion ribbing never hurt anyone.
Great stuff!

Last edited by socratesofswat on August 11th at 1:30 PM.

Texascudaguy
Aug 11, 2007
1:57 PM
Forensic, I was looking for a 90s truck that i saw once on Ebay or somewhere that had the 8 on side and the 3 shceme on the ohter. would have been great for you, but i cant find it.

CCR your Batmobile actually is probably the closest thing here to a real NASCA ride. lol

Socrat. Glad you like. Maybe more to add.

JayJayDean
Aug 11, 2007
2:33 PM
I don't think my car is going to handle, say, Bristol all too well.

Holy #### that was FUNNY. Bravo, sir.

Tezgm99
Aug 11, 2007
3:24 PM
GO THE MIGHTY SUBI!

It has AWD too so it'll kick all the other ones' butts, lol :P

lol, nice one, Texas

Last edited by Tezgm99 on August 11th at 3:30 PM.

Forensic2
Aug 11, 2007
4:20 PM
Cuda - Dont feel bad at least yours made it intact on here. I did one with lots and lots of numbers and it lock up for about 2 minutes loading , AND when I saw it the numbers were all over each other and had to delete it.
Im am glad yours made it one here cause I think it brought alot of smiles to everyone.

So I see and hear Tez is having the BBQ this weekend ?

Thank you for thinking about the Dale and Dale.
Cheers !!!!

Last edited by Forensic2 on August 11th at 4:23 PM.

1steelerfan1
Aug 11, 2007
4:26 PM
Great stuff my friend. I was laughing my butt off. There were some really great rides in there for sure. Well. done.

ricko
Aug 11, 2007
4:54 PM
Not a big NASCAR guy. Okay, not a NASCAR guy at all, but this was extremely well done. Not too sure what made me stop by and read this, but the time spent doing so was worth it.

Forensic2
Aug 11, 2007
5:12 PM
Thats to bad about Photo and how NASCAR wouldn't let him run his car due to the shape and it being a family sport. But we gain a racing team and sponsors.

To the STEWARTS - Let it be known we made a deal money for free beer, in the small print it said 1 free six pack to every crew member at date of signning. They didnt have a crew at that time.

We also have loaned wood to Mudminnows for his car and now GGW racing has a 3 car team.

We have sent Mudmine to try and get Hootfoot on board with free beer & bananas to bring us up to a 4 car team.

If hootfoot turns down our deal, we will have to go back to the table with Tez and see if he will race full season and not just the road cousres.

If it wasn't for Texascudaguy you would never have found out about all of this. So thank him again.
cheers

HotfootLori
Aug 11, 2007
6:29 PM
FORENSIC....

Beer and bananas?! Holy cow that is funny..

Tezgm99
Aug 11, 2007
7:56 PM
Forensic; I can only race on road courses since I got banned from the ovals....they didn't like it when I went around the track the opposite way :P

nascarwomin
Aug 11, 2007
9:53 PM
Man am I glad I found this.. (although I don't know how I got here). No I haven't been drinkin'.. I really needed a good laugh tonight, I just saw my husbands truck at another womans house... dammn!! Thanks for the laughs!1

Texascudaguy
Aug 11, 2007
10:40 PM
JayJay. you will have a big advantage on the straightaways though. You will be entering turn one of the next lap before your even out of turn 4. Could help a lot when the caution flies

Texascudaguy
Aug 11, 2007
10:45 PM
forensic. I had major issues trying to get it too load even after splitting it in half. Was dissapointes when i tried to add my usual Mike Smith cartoon and it would scramble the whole blog. Must be a Fox thing.

Ricko. Stop by more often. I wanted to add some regular non-nascar bloggers to the list, but decided it would cut into my beer time.

Texascudaguy
Aug 11, 2007
10:47 PM
forensic.-- beer and bananas? Ya think that will persuade Hottiefoot? looks like a set of brake pads would be better bargaining material for her.

photogr
Aug 11, 2007
11:39 PM
Cuda:

This is classic writing and imagination. How in the heck did you come up with the pics to match the bloggers. Trully a great laugh a minute..
Gorillas Gone Wild Racing Team.. Now that is an idea UMMM>>>

Last edited by photogr on August 11th at 11:41 PM.

Texascudaguy
Aug 11, 2007
11:48 PM
nascarwomin. We wouldn't blame you if u were drinking. That's gotta be a tough way to end your day. sorry to hear it.

I think photgr is available if need a man to treat you right, and you don't mind extremely bad posture or a LOT of hair.

Texascudaguy
Aug 11, 2007
11:53 PM
photo-- your's was easy. Not a shortage of #### in cars on the net.(Internet, a learning tool? Yeah right!)

Some required a little help form Yahoo search and Google, and a little creative thinking. Just don't expect that to be a habit from me...the creative thinking part. Someone might start to expect it all the time, and be severely dissapointed.. LOL

deemon55
Aug 12, 2007
3:48 AM
cool thanks cuda i think the cot shouid be my avatar can you say noarrow dynamic btw 400++hp sbc in a ford it plays heck with the tech guys at the super chevy show best pass at a mile high 12.95 @ 107 no posi the hump in the middle below the side pipes is the motor can you say midship

Last edited by deemon55 on August 12th at 3:50 AM.

IowaGirl
Aug 12, 2007
12:19 PM
Tex 0 Too funny! I would point out that after harvest, the deer are as big as Moose because they've feasted on that corn all summer long!

I myself nearly hit a couple point buck this week. With my car!

Texascudaguy
Aug 12, 2007
12:37 PM
deemon. your avatar would be perfect against the Earnhardsters. you could drive right under them in the truck races.

Iowa. guess you could have second entry for COT with the corn-fed giant deer. Maybe you can merge teams with Bukk.
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Texascudaguy
Aug 12, 2007
2:54 PM
UPDATE:

The home Depot team has completed the other half ot heir COT. However, Tony Stewart was not satisfied, and Cheif Designer turnlefttony has been fired.
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Anyone Interested in a new job should contact this team immediately.

Forensic2
Aug 12, 2007
4:54 PM
LMAO - that pic of Tony's face is just the best.

Cuda - I thought about brake pads, but the truck pads won't fit, I knew she would have plenty of shoes. So I had to go with what we had. plus who needs brakes at DAYTONA.

Hootfoot - What you dont like beer and bananas ? So is that a no or yes ?

If it is a no, we got to try and get Tez'z banned lifted on ovals.

I will have to do one up for Cudaguy.

Tsfanpc
Aug 12, 2007
6:01 PM
Do you really think Home Depot would have enough lumber for the Jr. fans to finish their COT design? lol Might need to get them their own forest and lumber mill.

photogr
Aug 12, 2007
9:12 PM
Yep>

Tezgm99
Aug 13, 2007
2:00 AM
never fear, Forensic, for photo and I are teaming up. He's doing Atlantic while I'm going rallying....it's all about stress-testing those GGW engines before we make a run on the Cup series :P

Last edited by Tezgm99 on August 13th at 2:08 AM.

Texascudaguy
Aug 13, 2007
3:48 AM
Forensic - Better get Hottiefoot under contract soon. Tez is working on a deal to get her and the the Tazmanian Devil(fastest 2 pair of feet in racing) as Chief members of his team.

tsfanpc- It was your team(Stewart Fans) that only had half a car.

photgr - don't talk so much!

Tez- Still LMAO at SOB Racing.

HotfootLori
Aug 13, 2007
6:50 AM
UPDATE - my contract has been signed...I'm going with Tez...sorry mates!!! I just *swoon* at his accent :)

14Falcons
Aug 13, 2007
2:32 PM
Thanks for the nice ride man. That would be cool. Check out that fastback. Good old Rambler. God bless 'em

Tezgm99
Aug 13, 2007
2:43 PM
WE GOT LORI, WE GOT LORI!!

We are also still in negotiations with Taz since whenever we need a yellow he can help Lori to create a smokescreen that makes the officals think someone has blown an engine....it's all about gaining every little advantage you can get :P

If we can't get him, we will open up talks with roadrunner for the same reason.

Texas; Glad you got a kick from my SOB's, lol

Last edited by Tezgm99 on August 13th at 2:52 PM.

Texascudaguy
Aug 13, 2007
10:22 PM
Falcon. That Marlin is a pretty rare car these days. Not that disimilar to a 67-69 Barracuda either.
I couldn't find a pic o####uy beating the bleep out of a USC car, LOL,

so I settled on the Marlin for ya. Glad you enjoyed.

Did you and Lisa kiss and make up yet? There are rumors you too are merging teams, with Lisa adding a Flux Capacitor to the design, and using Iowa's corn cars for fuel.

Texascudaguy
Aug 13, 2007
10:28 PM
Hottiefoot with an Aussy accent?
hmmm.. Might have to get an exclusive interview with her.

Tez--- You stay away from Roadrunner! He's a Mopar...guy.. LOL Your team is out of control. Trying for total dominance. Did you u work for Hendricks for a spell?

Tezgm99
Aug 13, 2007
10:43 PM
lol, I know very well that RR is associated with Mopar....my neighbour owns a Superbird. He's a big Dodge fan actually. He's also got a Ram and a Challenger....you'd get on great with him, lol

As for HMS....you know what they say; if ya can't beat 'em, copy off 'em :P

Last edited by Tezgm99 on August 13th at 10:45 PM.

Texascudaguy
Aug 14, 2007
1:05 AM
Superbird..
I may have to run one of those at Daytona. Anybody have Richard Petty's phone number.

Last edited by Texascudaguy on August 14th at 2:06 PM.

Tezgm99
Aug 14, 2007
4:20 PM
I think it's 1800-the-king....or is that Elvis', hmm, I can't remember now

Texascudaguy
Aug 15, 2007
1:04 AM
Can u find me a sponsor Tez?
I was hoping for Krispy Kreme, but with JJ's recent accident, they don;t want anything to do with NASCAR.

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nascarwomin
Aug 24, 2007
3:31 PM
Gee thanks ya sure made me feel better!!! I laughed so hard at the face on Tony Stewart.. what the He## is that? That's perty good.
As for your suggestion on "photgr" or whomever.. No thanks I will remain on my own for now!! Besides sounds too much like my Mother in Law...

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