Happy Labor day, fools. Just had a quick second on-line and wanted to note that Kip Wells isn’t to blame for today’s #### whipping, he didn’t get the memo that he actually had to work on Labor Day. Common misunderstanding. I’m sure the thousands of people who showed up to Busch on their day off didn’t mind him churning out another pathetic 3 innings, right? No sir. They wanted vintage Wells and they got vintage Wells. Well, played Kipper.

Cut him. We don’t need him. We don’t like him. He looses pretty much every game he starts and has the look of a slack jawed inbred clown on barbiturates every time he comes set. Worst of all he’s got all the confidence of a 12-year old Math Bowl ace  in the grotto at the Playboy mansion. I’d have more respect for the guy if he went out  every 5 days and just whipped out his #### and pissed all over the mound and walked off. But that would be impossible, since he’s obviously neutered.

On the bright side, I heard Rick Ankiel thinks he sucks hard, so score another one for Jesus’ Homeboy.

Enjoy the rest of your labor day, America! I’d say you derserve it, but everytime I e-mail you on Outlook, I get an out of office reply.