1.Bill Clinton he had a great 12 years as starting Qb,but now it's time for him to retire,due to injuries {heart }fast woman,dementia.

2.George W.Bush,had a long career as a pitcher , played in Washington,on bad teams, he  never had a  winning record ,he also was a cheerleader he always tricked the next organization to give him one more chance {organization is American Public}

3.Jesse Jackson,career started in the 60's this running back was able to dodge tacklers for a long time ,critics too,but he should retire the reason  jealousy,THere is a  NEW running back on the field he 's in better shape and faster and has less grey hair.

4.Ralph Nader this hockey player has had a long career,this high paid ptchman and athlete took some big shots in 2000 and scored big,I believed it was November 2000.In 2008 his shots have been wide left.The way things look he might not make it to the big game come this November.

5.Madonna,this gollfer   has been hitting balls for long,fairways,breaking windows in peoples happy homes .Now she seems to be stuck in the Sand trap.The thing is if she keeps praying she should come out of the trap unscathed.

6.Amy Winehouse,this boxer has won her last 2 fights,and won them big in front of big crowds.Some of her purse was held because of narcotics in her system,and she spit on someone during one of her fights

Phil Gramm,this giant among basketball players,was critizing the refs,after a recent game,when he accused the other team of being a bunch of whiners,well his team lost Friday and he was sent to the bench for good.

8.Mini Me ,this champion miniture golfer sure can give a licking on the course,he is real good on the greens

Now the great Barry Bonds breaks the record,and now the media a nd fans are focusing on the great Alex Rodriguez  to someday break Barrys homerun record,but although flattering for A Rod,this is disrespecting the Great Barry Bonds.Then to top it off,you have clowns like Mr.Medicine Ball himself,Jose Canseco talking about he has dirt on Arod, if so we want to know now Jose.Damn .on waiting for the next book,let the cat out of the bag if not THEN LEAVE AlEX ALONE.JUST BECAUS E YOUR BROKE AND MAD,DONT' MAKE UP STUFF  AND LAST I CHECKED JEALOUSY IS A FEMALE THING

Thens theres Fipper Jones ,I mean Chipper Jones, who has a problem with both NY teams saying which might be true that Arod might be thought of a steroid user if he keeps putting up these playstation numbers,WELL #### Chipper for even lumping   clean clothes with dirty clothes,even though you might be right.HANDS OFF OF AROD he is the only guy to lead Baseball out of this Black Cloud,he should be Cherised On the Diamond until he comes up Dirty

The only thing the media has on Arod is he likes to mingle with woman outside of his marriage and last I checked that has nothing to do with playing the game,thats a issue with him and his wife.Thats a different kind of cheating,they have nothing else.I could care less if he hits the Strip Clubs,and picks up chicks,BUT LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS BECAUSE ONCE BARRY GONE ,HE'S THE NEW HANK AARON AS FAR AS A SYMBOL OF WHAT A PLAYER SHOULD BE.A

Bob Costas ,you can say what you want about  Barry,he is a top ten talent of  all time,before the steroids and after he been off the juice for say 4 years and he's still hitting homeruns he''ll probably end up with 30 this year at 43 .IF he dhs in the americain leaque next year you can add at least another 20 dingers.

So the junior soccer team from Haiti booked up from JFK airport in NY.

Can't say I blame them, Haiti my friend is no paradise,to be frank it's the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere,now I know the masses say more illegals in the USA thats all we need.ILLEGALS see the images, of  America,and some probably have family living here so they decide TO RUN FOR THE BORDER,swim ,you get my Drift.

Let's think about this for a minute,if most of us americians were born in Haiti and lived through poverty and horrendous crime ,you too would flee the Airport too and run to greener pastures.I hope they can find a way to stay here and become productive citizens,see most of Americians take Democracy for granted ,he complain about rising gas prices but buy our kids Playstation 3 that cost 600 dollars.The Haitians that fled ,all they want is 3 square meals ,a bad job and some shelter ,and maybe citizenship down the road.If others can fllood our great country why not some Haitians,yeah I know there illegal aliens,but they had no other option,besides going back home after the matches and being subjected to a life that  includes no future.

We can chastise them but most of us would of did the same thing.

The media jumped the gun on the Chris Henry  failed drug test story,of course as we found out later he didn't fail a test.Well he didnt fail a test recently,this is bootlegg journalism at its best,this is why the word alledged is so popular,so the media and people can cover themself  when we start spreading untruths.Once again the media needed dirt to sell there product it worked but ,the added damage to Henry can't help him in the long run.

Once again another athlete or should i say  another person says something in the media and once again they take it back or clarify there statements.Marvin Lewis said some things about the Police Department in Cincy, something about profiling and players being targeted and he went into damage control mode real quick.Who knows if there being profiled or not but Marv your players seem to break the law alot and get caught .So I don't know Marv about the profiling angle here ,Million Dollar athlete in the club late at night ,boozing ,woman around and the athlete drives instead of calling a car service not real smart. Marv tell your players too,if there going to smoke weed  they shouldn't leave it in there car especially if there going to disregard the speed limit.

Why is the 96 Tour de France winner Bjarne Riis confessing now,it's 11 years later,I guess his endorsement contracts have dried up and he figured he has nothing to lose.Well the committee wants everything back associated with winning the race ,by the way in competetive sports your going to have cheating ,but I never new cycling was so baseball, the doping has reached Balco proportions.

The Rocket doesn't look good ,then again he is working out the kinks but if  the Yanks can't win some games it's not going to matter what the Rocket does,Cashman will be fired Torre will retire and the Yanks will rival the Bronx Zoo OF THE 1980'S

Trent Green deserves better than this,and Kansas City asking for a 4th rounder for a 37 year old with a history of injury and concussions ,I don't know they might be reaching,but Trent needs time to learn the new play book so on behalf of a man who is up standing to the city of Kansas City,and the organization can KC can you get something done.

Hats off to the boy ,I believe he was 11  who snagged the 1000 pound pig,gee,didn't the lil tike use a gun to snag a beast that large.Question what was he doing with a gun in the first place,hey, when you kill that big i guess thats all you can use.

OKAY the neighborhoods are filled with criminals,the schools are failing,the country is in war,gas prices are out of control,there is a health care crises, immigration,and you have a congressman looking to prosecute Mike Vick for his alledged dog fighting.Im at a lost for words,well not really,then it sounds like Congress is trying to bully the the local sheriff Goodell.

Yes dog fighting is wrong a felony,but this is a little too much,if half the players  were fighting dogs then you have a situation where congress should interact.This isn't the case but once again our government and it's officials are off base.This is totally different than steroids steroids is  wide spread through out baseball and the USA.

This congressman is trying to get props or #### points,or votes he probably could care less about dogs.There is too much going on in the USA , congress must be really bored if there going to put alot of effort in Michael Vick and his dog activities

Let the local authorities handle this investigation, and the NFL will make a decision on what the local authorities find out.Hey congress i live in nj and my property taxes are outrageous,can you investigate ,and there are businesses galore that pay taxes so whats up.Hey congress va vets need  upgraded hospitals can you investigate,hey congress  there are tons of illegals walking around looking for  work can you investigate,NO YOUR NOT BECAUSE THERE NAME IS NOT MIKE VICK .What a joke

Why do the writers waste their ink on Ricky Williams ,he can't be trusted.the Fins should cut him loose.He failed another drug  test ,and you know what I'm not surprised,the doctor's are saying he has a disorder,some social thing but weed isn't prescribed to get rid of a social disorder.Ricky why not take something else for your social disorder something  prescribed by  a certified doctor.

If I'm the owner of the Dolphins ,i wash my hands of Ricky i would eat the 8.6 million in bonus paid to him ,and say adios,let Ricky teach Yoga full time ,or  play in Canada,and when he's 40 years old he''ll look back  on how he wasted his career ,over weed.

This man has young children that are going to grow up hearing that there daddy is a addict but kids use harsher words than addict.To top it off how is he going to provide for them if  football is permanently taken away.

He is no good to the Dolphins, he's a addict and has no trade value.The Sheriff Goodell would do a great thing if he never reinstates Ricky, this would strike fear in future players whose mind set is THATS IT'S ONLY WEED nonsense

This man should never  be allowed to play in the league again,he doesn't respect the game or his career. Ricky, have fun teaching Yoga in a safari in Africa or Cali,or whatever god forsaken place.

Curt ,I thought you would stand by your words about Bonds ,now I read that you were tired and you didn't know what you were saying.B.S

Curt , it's alright if you don't like Bonds,you have a right to say whatever you want you didn't yell fire in a crowded room ,you said the bozo Bonds didn't deserve to have the record and some other things.

WHY are you apoligizing,this is America Curt, Man up and stick to your convictions,now I look at you as a politicion,a man who is yellow ,just like Tim Hardaway, today everyone wants to be politically correct, there use to be a time when people voiced there opinions and didn't care what people thought ,people would be upset but they got over it.These people were admired for being passionate about a cause or there convictions.

BONDS IS A BOZO WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED WITH FANS ,TEAMMATES ,COACHES but Bonds isn't a politicion

Im disappointed in you Curt,maybe you should run for president.

Real quick Randy Moss is a football player ,not Clubber Lang,all the so called sports writers are writing articles like this guy is that difficult.Yes he's a pain in the rear but he's not going to beat up the coach he may curse out the coach but thats it.He's not going to kill team chemistry because before that happens he''ll be cut.

I f he's a little difficult  then Randy will be on the run again after the season.

See in football a contract isn't worth the paper its written on the only money guaranteed is the Bonus thats it and Randy already took a pay cut, to come to New England,we all know Randy Moss is going to complain he always complains thats him ,but if you can get him to play at his peak he''ll put up Madden numbers,especially if D.Stallworth is healthy , thats really the key because if Stallworth is healthy who do you double,there both burners with big play capability.

Every article i read since the draft is can Belichick handle Moss ,there not fighting in the ring ,it's a coach trying to reel in a moody player who has a tendency to complain and under perform.No punches are being thrown New England got the better of the deal even if it blows up in there face they only gave up a fourth round pick to get him.

Moss is not Clubber Lang not even close.

Can we stop please

LARRY BROWN SHOULD BE NO WHERE NEAR THE BUILDING,this guy did a lousy job in NY,he killed everyones confidence,and did his best to get fired.He had 44 different starting lineups,had a potential francise player Eddie Curry playing 20 minutes a night with no confidence.H e drafted S.Dalembert and didnt develop him ,buried him on the bench, a 7 footer who can rebound and block shots go figure.Billy King is a terrible GM if  Ed Snider wasnt clueless he would of fired him along time ago.

LARRYS time is up ,he had 40 good years ,and he's not one to be trusted.

Billy King ,it's nice you have loyalty toward to Larry but his time is,and buy the way you are a terrible GM what stars have you drafted since you been there.

How many stars have you bought to Philly since you been there i do  believe you let go SNOW,BELL,HUGHES, STACKHOUSE, and those guys contribute on real good teams.

Terrel Owens  as great as he was ,because he was great at one time in his carreer ,can not be put in this category anymore.On Christmas night with the cowboys needing  victory to clinch the division this clown T.O Claus let the kids and adults down in the state of Texas.

T.O Claus dropped a beautiful thrown ball by Romo that was right in his hands in stride,that would of changed the game.The cowboys playing flat at the time would of been rejuvenated if T.O Claus made the catch. This isnt the only drop he had,so the question is does Romo focus most of his passing on Whitten and Glenn,and then look at T.O as a third option, or do you continue to look for T.O and hope he makes the catch.

IF im Romo T.O becomes my third option after Whitten and Glenn ,these guys are consistent they dont lead the league in drops.Theres not much flare to them but they can catch the ball.Its one thing to get open but if your open and drop the ball what good is being open.

Theres a reason in the second half  T.o was shut out Romo looked for other players to make plays plus the eagles Defense was stellar.

Bill talk to T.O Claus and have him catch extra passes after practice ,remind him how important these games are remind him he does get paid  a kings ransom to catch a ball.

P.S Terrel YOU HAVE STUNK UP THE JOINT THIS YEAR ,I DONT CARE WHAT YOUR STATS SAY AND IM A COWBOY FAN.

P.S PUT THE BLAME ON YOURSELF ,IF THEY THROW IT TO YOU EARLY OR LATE CATCH THE BALL STONE HANDS

FROM DAY ONE THE EVIDENCE WAS suspect.

This was motivated by elections and politics, the sad thing is this hurts woman who are really #### because now prosecutors are going to be more hesitant to prosecute.

Now they should prosecute the stripper who keeps changing  her story every 5 minutes.

P ure foolishness ,i dont no if they penertrated me ,pure nonsense ,tax payer money wasted by the millions and its looks like the whole case is going to  be dismissed.

She's good but she is overhyped,she is not the female version of Tiger Woods,i must give her family credit they did a great time marketing her.

She will win some tournaments but she is not going to take over the game.

Golf is not that kind of sport,your never going to win all the time in golf,you will when once in awhile but not all the time.

She can fire whoever she wants the caddie isn't swinging the club Michelle you are.

It seems like the pressure is getting to her Michelle relax your young and your not Tiger have fun and remember your a snot nose kid whose playing a grown persons game it takes time dominate or in your case to win.

With magor league players blowing up in flames over the steroid controversy,is 162 games too much of a toll on the human body.It seems to me that to stay healthy most players need a little extra whether it roids or something else.Maybe baseball should change from 162 games to 120 games a year.I know it won't happen because of money being the deciding factor ,but something has to be done ,you look at a team that wins the world series and there playing what 180 games thats a lot of games in one season.

I would start the season later  if i was the commissioner,because in all actuality in april people are watching the NBA playoffs and once football season  rolls around people start watching that  Start in the season in the middle of May and end in September .This might cut down on injuries and pro long  careers.

Something has to be done.