1.Bill Clinton he had a great 12 years as starting Qb,but now it's time for him to retire,due to injuries {heart }fast woman,dementia.

2.George W.Bush,had a long career as a pitcher , played in Washington,on bad teams, he  never had a  winning record ,he also was a cheerleader he always tricked the next organization to give him one more chance {organization is American Public}

3.Jesse Jackson,career started in the 60's this running back was able to dodge tacklers for a long time ,critics too,but he should retire the reason  jealousy,THere is a  NEW running back on the field he 's in better shape and faster and has less grey hair.

4.Ralph Nader this hockey player has had a long career,this high paid ptchman and athlete took some big shots in 2000 and scored big,I believed it was November 2000.In 2008 his shots have been wide left.The way things look he might not make it to the big game come this November.

5.Madonna,this gollfer   has been hitting balls for long,fairways,breaking windows in peoples happy homes .Now she seems to be stuck in the Sand trap.The thing is if she keeps praying she should come out of the trap unscathed.

6.Amy Winehouse,this boxer has won her last 2 fights,and won them big in front of big crowds.Some of her purse was held because of narcotics in her system,and she spit on someone during one of her fights

Phil Gramm,this giant among basketball players,was critizing the refs,after a recent game,when he accused the other team of being a bunch of whiners,well his team lost Friday and he was sent to the bench for good.

8.Mini Me ,this champion miniture golfer sure can give a licking on the course,he is real good on the greens