Actually, its really a story about a psychotic (for real, not just a medicated kitty) named Jen. It's quite entertaining really and yes it even fits in that NASCAR category. Now what more could you possibly ask for?? LOL.

I think that kitty bears a somewhat vague resemblance to Yoda...but I digress. Now the reason I've decided to tell this story is because of the little blog drama that occurred here the last few days. I tried to stay out of it as best I could (which is pretty darn good for me as I do tend to go off the handle at people who I think deserve a #### slap or two, especially when it is in defense of a friend) and as I'm relatively new around these parts I figured I would try to keep the friends I've made without alienating anyone this early in the game!

I saw it mentioned in some comments that the person stirring the pot could be someone who has appeared before with several ID's and is a trouble maker. I thought I'd share my story from another blogville a couple of years ago.

This is the story of Jen....Psycho extraordinaire and one time guest of the State of Indiana, thanks in part to Tony Stewart's lawyers. Yes...believe it people!! And all you posers out there read the story and take heed, as sometimes your shenanigans can go just a bit too far! So my circle of blog peeps and I were happily blogging away in our little world. Many of us were NASCAR bloggers, others were bloggers about daily life, humorous storytellers and all kinds of people with interesting topics. Now one day into our Blogville showed up another person. This was fairly common and we liked to welcome new people. She began commenting on all the blogs and eventually started to write her own. Now I dont want to sound like an #### but her blogs were just not good. Her spelling and grammar were atrocious and it was almost like she was trying too hard. Several of us commented a few times, and tried to encourage her but apparently she didn't feel loved enough. So she came back with the grand plan of letting it 'slip' that she was indeed the much loved cousin of one Mr. Tony Stewart. She began blogging about her adventures with her famous cousin. Ok now before any of you get your undies in a twist, no one actually believed her, but we let her do her thing as it was more than amusing to see what she'd come up with next.

She began posting pics that were from the 'family photo albums', yet all of which could be found online, and in some cases she forgot to cut off the bottom of the picture where it said things like "Getty Images" etc. LMFAO. It was also amusing to note that Tony wears his Home Depot fire suit at family gatherings!! Bet ya'll didn't know that huh?? She also knew very little about Tony and once when I asked how close she was to his sister "Natasha" she went off on a story without even bothering to correct me and tell me that it was Natalie.

 Anyway, it went on and on. She was invited to New York for the Awards thingy and even posted her self wearing a prom dress that she probably wore when she was an extra for the taping of the original movie version of Carrie, starring Sissy Spacek.

I mean this thing was FUGLY! It even went so far as to her having to step in at the last minute to be Jr's date because his canceled on him and he couldnt find anyone else. AAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA. The day Jr cant find a date is surely a sign of the apocalypse. What was even funnier was that this was the year Smoke won the Championship and Jr didnt even make the Chase, so was therefore not even at the damn Awards. Sheesh.

The final straw came when Jen decided that she was going to host a "charity auction". She put a list of NASCAR memorabilia up and claimed that it was sanctioned by Tony himself. She made up a foundation, using his name and she auctioned off these items online. People were to send money to a post office box in somewhere Indiana and she would send them the item they purchased.

Crazy #### right there!

Now my friends and I knew better and we warned all we could, but some people were taken in by this and actually sent her money. When we found out, we were livid. We confronted her. We called the cops and to put the cherry on it, we called Tony Stewart Inc in Indy. Eventually we were talking to Tony's Mom. She sicked the dogs on Miss Jenn after we faxed her all the blogs etc that we could find.

Soon Jenn was a guest of the State of Indiana. But in the meantime she came back to Blogville and started blogging about her sad sad life. Her dad died, her hubby died, she had cancer, her boyfriend beat her, her kid was a crackhead etc etc, all in the space of about 3 weeks. When her play on the sympathy card didnt work, she started coming back as about a dozen new people, hoping to wreak havoc in Blogville as payback for what we'd done to her. It was sad.

So that's a lesson I guess for the posers out there ready to stir up the #### Careful what you wish for cos there just may be a cute orange jumpsuit in it for you too!! Love ya!!