..Gonna try to hitya with this segment every Monday...
Didya see where the wholeBulgarian weight-liftin' team wuz banned fromda Olympics on accounta ALL 'leven (11) uvvem got popped fer steroids?...Talk 'bout IQ's lower than a Tiger Woods round of golf...Man-Ram had an incident with a Red-Sox official (pushed him toda ground) cuz he denied him 16 tickets todaStro's series this weekend...How 'bout reachin' in yer wallet and carryin' da freight yerself, Manny?...Ricky Williams wantsta become a doctor when he growz up and plans on goin' back to UT to git hiz degree...Don't know 'bout goin' underda knife witda Rickster, butya gotta figger gittin' a 'script from him might work out...
Da Rockets gittin' Joey Dorsey, translates into Ben Wallace inda future...Saw inda Olympic Trials where some dude ranna 9.68 inda hunnert meters but it won't be recognized as a record cuz it wuz wind-aided...He'da been better off breakin'-wind ferra boost...lame s_hit...ainnit?...
Chris Evert and Greg Norman tied da knot this weekend...she leads him 18-2 in majors, btw...In my experience, most uvvus guyz do marry above us.....carry-on Greg...congrats...Didya hear 'bout Madonna and A-Rod?...Okayyyy...(Madonna and ANY "rod" doesn't s'prize da Stevo...)
Lotsa hoopla 'bout Heath Ledger gittin' an Oscarfer hiz role in "The Dark Knight" fer hiz portrayal az The Joker (no kin to JW, btw..)..'m ok widdat cuzzit means even if yerdead, honors can still come yer way, so ifya believe a lotta Philly fans (and I do)that means that Ed Wade could possibly win GM of the Year down here in H-Town...Look fer Shawn Chacon to go toda Yanks...I hear Jeter iz lobbyin' ferrit....Jack Kent Cookes daughter got busted...She played da "do you know who my Daddy iz?" card after a nighta gittin' sloshed...I know who he izzz...annnnnd... I can figger out where she wound up.....Think I heard onda radio that the 'Stros havva guy in their minor league system named *Bustardo...I'm gonna defer to my Spanish-speakin' friends to translate that fer me...and I dunno if I'm gonna git censored fer sayin' his name or not, annif it'z whut I thank it iz and I don't git censored....
....I'm thankin' it'sracist or disciminatoryif I didn't....(*and I didn't).....I..YAMMMM....
Stevo the dude in the oly trials must have been eatin' the tofu burrotos that are famous here in Eugene. Tofu is the part of the pig that is located just under the tail. They are loud but don't stink.
SteveoinHTown
I think that it's really nice that A-Rod's soon to be ex has seen fit by learning how to play the guitar. Especially now that Lenny Kravitz is willing to give her personal private lessons.
And with A-Rod allegedly involved with the Material Girl . They could all make it one big happy orgy one day.
I loves me somes Al Sharpton in the mo'nings. He's fine an' he's funny !
When Al is trying to be politically correct it's much like inviting a K*lan member to address the Nation of Islam. You know it's never going to be a good thing !
SteveoinHTown
African American leaders by way of Jackson and Sharpton are becoming a dying breed. And nowhere was this more apparent with his blunder with regard to wanting to castrate Obama. WTF was this a##hole thinking when he said this on air ? I don't care if he thought that the microphone was on or off . Once again he's showing his downright stupidity and that fact he no longer speaks for his race with any great authority.
Sadly Dr King must be spinning in his damn grave at this juncture. I don't know what else to think or what to make of individuals such as Jackson and Sharpton.
justan' aka tophatal ............
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Didya see where the whole Bulgarian weight-liftin' team wuz banned fromda Olympics on accounta ALL 'leven (11) uvvem got popped fer steroids?...Talk 'bout IQ's lower than a Tiger Woods round of golf...Man-Ram had an incident with a Red-Sox official (pushed him toda ground) cuz he denied him 16 tickets toda Stro's series this weekend...How 'bout reachin' in yer wallet and carryin' da freight yerself, Manny?...Ricky Williams wantsta become a doctor when he growz up and plans on goin' back to UT to git hiz degree...Don't know 'bout goin' underda knife witda Rickster, butya gotta figger gittin' a 'script from him might work out...
