NASCAR "News" You Might Have Missed
by: SpeedBeagle20
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Jul 04, 2008 | 6:05PM | report this

Katie's been pouring through the nation's newspapers again. She found this late breaking story a few hours ago.

FOX ANNOUNCERS HEAD TO COURT

BROADCAST TEAM SEEKS IMMEDIATE INJUNCTION AGAINST DRIVER

Daytona- In an emergency hearing today in Federal Court, NASCAR on FOX announcers Chris Myers, Jeff Hammond, and Darrell Waltrip asked a magistrate to order the immediate return of a rocking chair presented to NASCAR driver Mark Martin as a retirement gift in 2005.

Speaking to reporters at Daytona International Speedway, the FOX trio said that it was time for Martin to return the chair since it is clear that he has no intention of using it.  Earlier in the day, Martin announced that he had signed a two year contract to drive full time for Hendrick Motorsports beginning in 2009. Martin will take over the #5 ride being vacated by Casey Mears.

"I can understand putting off his retirement for one year as a favor to Jack Roush," Hammond told reporters, "but this is getting a bit ridiculous."

Former Cup champion and current FOX anaylist Darrell Waltrip was a little less diplomatic in his comments: "I think we should just super glue his rear end to the danged thing.  Let's see him drive a race car while he's stuck to a rocking chair."

In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

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photogr
Jul 4, 2008
8:19 PM
This is funny but it is a good idea on gluing him to a rocking chair. Is Martin ever going to stay retired?

Dwindy1
Jul 4, 2008
8:36 PM
I understand Mark Martin's dog "Second Place" will fight anyone that tries to recover that rocker... He's kind of a rocker himself!
animated banjo playing dog in rocking chair

Who wants to try it???

4evermartinfan
Jul 4, 2008
9:08 PM
george jones said it best"i don't need you'r rocking chair,geritol or medicare.mark has been my driver for 25 years and if he races 20 more i will still be pulling for him.go mark and God bless you.

SpeedBeagle20
Jul 4, 2008
9:27 PM
photo & 4evermartin- I don't think he ever really wanted to retire in the first place and that he didn't realize just how much he'd miss running full time. If the Hendrick ride had come open in 2005, I think he would have taken it then in a heartbeat. And for the record, I hope he does win a championship. He truly, truly deserves one.

Dwindy- Mark's dog is a bagle(half basset, half beagle),so I don't think it would be much of a fight.

Gerrel
Jul 4, 2008
10:42 PM
It's funny you mentioned the rocker story here, because I had heard the Fox crew mention it before in passing during previous boradcasts the past couple of years. Kinda like...Why did we give Mark that rocker, when he's not really ready to retire.

Well if Mark is ready to go for the full season again, I wish him the best with his new team next season. He will certainly have the equipment to get the job done.

SpeedBeagle20
Jul 4, 2008
11:25 PM
Gerrel- yep, last year and this year both during a pre-race interview, DW asked Mark if he was going to give that rocking chair back. I'll bet dollars to donuts that the first driver interview at the Daytona 500 2009 will be Mark Martin and once again, they'll ask for the chair back.

justanotherfan
Jul 5, 2008
6:10 AM
Speed Beagle
I guess that means that they also won't be sharing stories about the other uses that they've found for Via*gara ?



justan' aka tophatal ...........

gonger93
Jul 5, 2008
7:04 AM
Funny. Martin doesn't deserve the rocking chair until he actually retires. Rusty was the deserving one.

frevr3fan
Jul 5, 2008
8:14 AM
Oh my gosh. That is way to funny. I thought he had already sold it on E-Bay.
Rocking ChairE-bay store

SpeedBeagle20
Jul 5, 2008
12:07 PM
3fan- Mark did a pre-race interview with the FOX crew this season, and when DW asked about the chair, Mark said he wasn't exactly sure where the chair was. He thought it might be in his museum in Arkansas.

gonger- I understand why he came back in 2006. David Ragan just wasn't ready to move up (then again, Jack knew then he was going to have to cut a team, so why not just do it then). I can also understand the part time gig in 2007. I think it was then that he realized he was still competitive and capable of winning a championship if he could get with the right team. Ultimately, I think he really, really wants a championship, and now he has the team and the equipment to get one.

jon_464
Jul 5, 2008
12:26 PM
Mark Martin is still competitive. He realized he still has that fire in the belly to win a title. Now that he's with Hendrick, he'll finally have the equipment to compete for the title.

frevr3fan
Jul 5, 2008
12:52 PM
jon- I think Mark is a little outdated to win a championship. I really like the guy. But maybe its time that he joins that chair in the museum.

Forensic2
Jul 5, 2008
1:07 PM
Katie - can sniff the great stories that everyone else over looks. Great catch//opps I mean great sniff Katie.

JOKERSWILD
Jul 5, 2008
1:52 PM
SB20--I dont know about Mark making a comeback but I give him better odds than Kyle Petty as far as winning a race I guess it will all come down to equipment.

SpeedBeagle20
Jul 5, 2008
3:34 PM
jon- absolutely he's still competitive (the problem has been that DEI- while they've had their moments-really isn't).

3fan and JW- I think you're going to be surprised. After all, he put a DEI car on the front row for tonight's race.

Forensic- Thanks! Remember our motto "If the story's out there, Katie will find it!"

noahspop2001
Jul 6, 2008
3:46 PM
I like the chair..Mark cant find it cause I got it. Lol..It makes a nice planter...

jon_464
Jul 6, 2008
4:07 PM
3fan, he'll compete for the title, but come up short. If he makes the Chase next year it'll be a small miracle.

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