Below is a collection of terms which are unique to our great blogosphere. Some are made-up words, while others are words that have been maliciously stripped of all meaning. In any event, bloggers take great pride in their savage lingo. Credits are listed for some of them. However, origins of a few remain a mystery. Feel free to add any terms, phrases, or general #### that I may have missed. Hope you enjoy:
Blogosaurus
1. A listing of blog-branded terms & phrases
2. A lesser known dinosaur from the Cretaceous Period, noted for its unique ability to create gargantuan piles of excrement
*** All recently added terms & phrases are written in red font.
Al Bundy Resume
A brief summary of one's high school or low-level athletic qualifications that
most people don't care to hear about
algorithm gods
Deities responsible for selecting the Blog of the Day
all-in
1. Term used to describe a player wagering all of his/her remaining chips
2. Term that is embarrassing when required to be used in the bedroom
apple (origin - hogfan)
1. A fruit that I’ll never look at the same way again, thanks to hogfan
2. Security device used to prevent unlawful entry
Apple Dumpling Gang
1. “Feel good” 1975 Western comedy starring Tim Conway & Don Knotts
2. Group comprised of any blogger that witnessed the most vile act of all time
1. Featured blog based on complex algorithm of generating comments on a new
post
2. Recognition for a blog as a result of offering required sacrifice to algorithm
gods
bye
1. Friendly expression used to bid farewell
2. The only week in which the Cardinals and Lions are guaranteed not to lose
Canadian crossing
A secret strip club on the border that serves as a pipeline between the United States and Canada
Clap Back(origin - The Dan, & some rapper guy)
1. Popular rap song performed by Ja Rule
2. Medical term used to describe Paris Hilton’s recurring symptoms
clique
1. An exclusive association of friends, often formed around a common interest or purpose
2. The A-list group of teenagers from the movie Mean Girls
3. A vastly overused term used to describe any non-existent group of Fox Bloggers that some believe to be callous and evil
4. The sharp sound that can be heard coming from Paris Hilton’s sex odometer every 2 hours
Comedic Genus/Genius(origin - ThePhoenix)
The highest honor that can be bestowed upon a blogger. Given only when one discovers the secret combination to the following: dog ####, man boobs, Paris Hilton, cowbell, Kerry Wood, and other key ingredients
cork soaker
1. Depending on who you ask, a derogatory term used to describe a specific blogger; Varies based on opinion
2. May also be used as a term of respect in order to roast another blogger
cowbell (origin - smoketheblowfish & Christopher Walken)
1. Extremely annoying musical instrument (utilized to perfection by Blue Oyster Cult)
2. Instrument used to signal that supper is ready (used only in certain regions)
3. An intangible force useful only for blogging; Often accompanied by “it”
Dennis Green
1. Former head coach of the Arizona Cardinals and the Minnesota Vikings
2. The shade of green that a coach’s face turns when he realizes that he’s employed by the Arizona Cardinals
Donovan McFlabb (origin - demonicume)
Derogatory term used to anger fans of the Philadelphia Eagles, until they decide to just get over it and enjoy the humor
Doogie(origin - The Dan & NeoAC)
1. The nickname of former sitcom character Dr. Douglas Howser
2. Slang term for the technique used to court multiple strippers at the same time
3. The nickname of former child sitcom star that transformed into a flaming homosexual
1. The nickname of child M.D. Douglas Howser.
2. The name of the technique used by NeoAC to get hot underaged Canadian strippers to come to FlyingPig's roasts.
Miracle, sorry about that keyboard...but glad to entertain you. I hope your chair is sturdy enough to handle Big B.
So it was Hogfan on the Nyquila Sunrise. I actually decided to hear from everyone, and then revise this. Can keep adding too. Not sure how I missed the other Nyquil drinks. But I'll add some more later.
We could give a freshman orientation for any new bloggers. Maybe a little hazing, too.
Neo, like I said...I'll probably keep adding to this. Maybe revising every month or so. I think adding "Doogie" is a necessity.
ShooterB - Simply stated, thsi is one of the best blog posts I have ever read. Hysterically funny and poignant.
Seriously well done mate. 6 comments, now 7 is a mockery... but then again, more people have read the latest Danielle Steele than The Catcher in Rye.
Can't teach brains, class or taste. Sadly, stupid is the only inherent trait that stands the test of time... cockroaching itself from generation to generation.
Miracle, can I order one of those chairs? Bertha's broken so many that we just have a bunch of bean bags for living room furniture. Unfortunately, everytime she sits on one...it pops. If 3 #### beauties sit down at once, it simulates an indoor blizzard with all the bean bag stuffing flying around.
Almost forgot about the NyqaPipple. Any drink with Ripple in it is OK in my book.
Socal...that's one of my faves too. Smoke invented that a long time ago, but it's still engrained in the memory.
Last edited by ShooterB on October 23rd at 10:05 AM.
Great Post by Comedic Genius #SB.002 (that's the number on your Comedic Genius card. Thanks for recognizing some of my words and sorry about the Eagles.
Shooter, I'm down for hazing all new members. Smoke can do "Crossing The Desert", FlyingPig can enact "The Unblinking Eye", Miracle's in charge of "The Wreck of the Hesperus" and since you are the Grand Master, you can issue the final test, "The Paddling of the Swollen #### with Paddles."
Thanks, MeanD. And I think that term will work. Could also be used when one can't see out of their ####...because their head has been up there for so long. Mostly applies to referees, and a lot of delusional franchise owners (see Matt Millen).
What about "OUI"( French word casually used by North American Folks expressing their validation to positive endeavors...synonym of "YES"..It was also used as an orgasmic expression.
What about "Barbancourt RUM"( an unique SPIRIT brewed in West Indies specially Haiti, Martinique and Guadeloupe...made of a sugar cane and gazoline( I am kidding!!)
What about "GRILLOTS"( a seasoned ####y dish made of dried pork skin made in Haiti)...perhaps similar to grill tofu..\
What about the all concept of posting FRENCH COMMENTS on a 99.9%Blogland English-speaking bloggers.
Last edited by Papipoul on October 23rd at 1:34 PM.
I have some NyqaPipple pops in the deep freeze, just hope their ready for the game tonight.
They only sell the lift attached to the chair, you have to provide your own boat anchor.
And you know how big girls like to play with hydraulics so don’t skimp and get the deluxe model, go for the one rated “Rosie O Barr Jones” (wait she lost weight and just looks freaky now) “Rosie O Barr Alley”
By the way, Shooter, I think you may have jumped the gun on the Cardinals bye week prediction. I just saw an early line for the Nov. 5th games. The Cards are only favored by 4 1/2 over bye. Not exactly a sure thing.
Shooter-a local scribe here in the East Valley Tribune wrote a piece in this morning's paper entiled. "These guys are who we thought they were."
No telling if Denny will be 'let off the hook' or not. I doubt it.
http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/in dex.php?sty=77275
ShooterB: you da man! You do win the comedic genius award again. Of course you know the old one from the dictionary: "anal retentive" as in he is so full of #### that his eyes are brown now, or his hair has turned from gray to dark brown. OR how about "tweener", once know as tain't as in.....
Miracle, I once visited that Queen Mary ship in Long Beach...and just took a spare anchor they had for that ship. Guy sold it to me for $2. At the time, I didn't really need it...but I figured it was a smart investment. However, pulling it all the way home in my little red wagon was tough.
Chux...we might be able to do a spinoff of this, and call it the "Pig Roaster's Bartender Bible". Where is that splendid swine today anyway?
Ricko...Cardinal fans deserve a good team. Or they should at least allow them to live inside that new stadium. Pitch a tent on the 50 yard line, and catch some sun when they wheel the grass outside. Just feel sorry for the guy that falls and gets stuck underneath it when they roll it back in.
That's where Dr K went! I'll be damned!
Fuzz, wow...a comedic genius award, and my membership card all in the same day. Who could ask for more?
LJ...see, that makes it all worth it. I no longer wanted anyone to be baffled when they heard us idiots babbling about a ####, or Big Bertha.
Glad this counts towards my community service. Now if they would just let me take off this ankle bracelet that shocks me every time I try to leave my house.
Trouser trump--- what the? No...you know what? I don't want to know...
Clearly I'm out of touch...which isn't always a bad thing.
I need to coin one though...my friend used to say, "Pray to Olerud that we win!" But Olerud doesn't do it for me...how about..."Thank Reyes we've got Shooter and his blogosaurus!"
Thank Wright? Thank Piazza?
Good list, shooter. I'll think of one....if it kills me!
Apple #### tarts...well, maybe I forgot that on purpose...but consider it added.
Carolyn, some things are better left unsaid.
And the Blogosaur wouldn't be complete without an addition by CarolynT. I was going to include "verbose", but then realized that you didn't necessarily invent that word. So think, Carolyn...think really hard.
I've got one for you.
"Special delivery" - when CarolynT fantasizes about Mike Piazza delivering pizza to her doorstep
My favortie had to be hi, in the Canadian use. It's about time someone made sense of all this. Now I have a guide for those days that I didn't sleep the night before, then worked all day and can't make sense of anything, much less how fast you guys work on here. Great Work, Shooter!
Shooter: I have one, related to football no less:
"Noll Clone", an animal known to prowl the sidelines of wherever the Pittsburgh Steelers happen to be playing, better known as Bill Cowher as of late.
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