Wow. Devin Hester fields the opening kickoff at the nine and goes 91 yards for the score. You can’t hear yourself think in here. Hester’s kickoff return is the first to ever begin a Super Bowl. The Bears fans begin chanting their fight song, while the Colts contingent just stands in awe.

Thoughts of Ted Ginn in the BCS Title Game. Luckily for the Bears, Hester doesn’t hurt himself celebrating the score.

“Crazy Train” kicks in and the stadium is rocking. There’s something about Ozzy Osbourne that just screams “Taking back the opening kickoff for a score.” Seems like the right song at the moment.

Indy answers with a dreadful drive. A deflected pass, two false starts, and a terrible interception. Ugh.