Halo, my nem ees Gustav, joo gais col me Hughreeken Gustav, an ah
don lakkit. Vy don joo col me samting bayter lak Te Gustav? Orr
Beeg Facking Ween Ting Gustav? Hughreeken ees so homo#### lak, ah
don iven no homo####. Ees homo#### lak joo col me DeBrokinbek
Gustav, or Marryo Lopez Gustav...NEIN! Joo muss col me Fuhrer
Gustav orr ah cam an bloh joo to ze fackin Oz. An don vorry
flor...Flavi...Filo...FAK....ah can se joo nem so vorry, vorry lot. Ah mek ze Fay lewk lak leetle pappy make jooren on ze bed.
Ven ah feenush joo ah get ze Zhorzhia! Mutterland!

Gustav lakke de sporrt...joo #### ze kwesschun...Gustav ensur ze kwesshun....Joo #### stoopeh kwesshun....Gustav bloh joo to ze Oz....Joo #### smarrt kwesshun....Gustav bloh joo to ze Oz....ehny kwesshun?