Okay, thats not what this post is about. But you have to admire Shawn Marion. He has one of the most unorthodox techniques in the NBA. It has to be demoralizing when he makes that #### in your face. Nothing but nylon.

Anyway this post is about NBA FINALS predictions. thats right. its almost the midway point of the season and the real men are making their predictions now. only those with little to no cajones wait till the start of the playoffs to lay down their predicts.

Representing the West:

The Phoenix Suns

Yup, its true. Peyton Manning finally took a dump on all the doubters and managed to overcome his first half choke job against NE to get to the SB. Now it is Nash's turn to finally squash all the hate. Here is the teams that wont be going to the finals and why:

San Antonio: The playoffs are rigged and nobody wants to see these guys in the finals again it is hurting david sterns annual bonus. (by nobody i mean the general public. i personally love TD)

Dallas:  Mark Cuban + my point about San Ant

Utah: Boozer is due for his yearly season ending injury

Los Angeles: Isnt this the same team they had last year.. swap devean george for radmanovic... add a rookie pg... and you still have a bunch of bums + Kobe. give Bynum another year or two and then I will take this team seriously. and get a PG. Farmar makes a nice backup but smush should be in the d-league

Houston: Yao is made out of chinese porcelain and T-mac has scoliosis. or something.

Here is what Pheonix has:

Western Conference Finals - made it 2 years in a row they have almost the same roster as last year except they have Stoudemire back which is scary. 3 all-stars in the starting lineup.  and my main man Shawn chicken-wing-release Marion winked at some ESPN #### interviewing him saying, "ask me if this is the best Suns team after the season is over".

In the East:

Who cares?

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding

I like the Bulls beating the Suns in the finals. 2 out of the last 3 champs have come from the East i have to side with the %s