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by: Prometheusmrt
An Ode to GR80NE54
Dec 29, 2006 | 8:53AM | report this

My Poem for GR8

*ahem*

 

If I touched your willy,

would you be scared or would you be aroused?

I'm afraid this fire in my loins,

It cannot be doused.

Would it be hard or would it be soft?

The thought alone sends my heart aloft.

Would you sigh or would you moan?

Would your supple pale cheeks take on a crimson tone?

Would your coke-bottle glasses fog up with steam?

Would it be like I have always dreamed?

The answers to these questions I need to know,

Please come to my aid, Great One Fifty Fo'

 

GO PISTONS!

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xrooster
Dec 29, 2006
9:09 AM
beautiful man. i'm sobbing and weeping. i'm touched.

GR8ONE54
Dec 29, 2006
9:15 AM
better bring some help for that takes about 10 strong men to help me lift it up to go to the bathroom ..

nyace29
Dec 29, 2006
9:16 AM
lol, sick

xrooster
Dec 29, 2006
9:23 AM
gr8one--are you referring to your colostomy bag when you say "it"?

Prometheusmrt
Dec 29, 2006
9:24 AM
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHA

GR8ONE54
Dec 29, 2006
9:26 AM
you of all ppl know what i mean when i say it rooster .. you have seen alot of " it's " in your life time i'm sure

GR8ONE54
Dec 29, 2006
9:28 AM
oh and pro .. bravo about the coke bottle glass's i think you're the first person in the history of the world to come up with that phrase to describe my glass's pretty orginal there .. " claps my hands in a mock tone "

Prometheusmrt
Dec 29, 2006
9:32 AM
i thought that was the name brand? Coke-Bottle Eyeware Inc.?

GR8ONE54
Dec 29, 2006
9:38 AM
keep tryin there someday you'll come up with a decent comeback .. i know ya can do it

Prometheusmrt
Dec 29, 2006
9:43 AM
I'm sorry GR8. I think it is just a reflection of my own inadequecies when I see your sexy aviator in the dime blog every day :(

GR8ONE54
Dec 29, 2006
9:45 AM
this aint the dr.phil show there pro keep that in the closet i know its hard to surpress you're homosexual feelings but theirs a time and a place for everything

Last edited by GR8ONE54 on December 29th at 9:47 AM.

MeanDovine
Dec 29, 2006
10:59 AM
I've always been terrible at reading between the lines, but has there been some between the sheets stuff going on here?

Last edited by MeanDovine on December 29th at 12:05 PM.

shifty450
Dec 29, 2006
12:03 PM
Very funny, prom!

pete_nice
Dec 29, 2006
12:14 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this the guy who was siding with benn####fromphilly yesterday??

xrooster
Dec 29, 2006
12:21 PM
pete_nice--yes gr8one54 was bragging yesterday on that bennhaterfromphilly's blog about being on SSI.

pete you are aware that the author of yesterday's sensational blog also goes by christopher ross right?

pete are you jealous that MC Serch has a reality show?

Last edited by xrooster on December 29th at 12:31 PM.

bengals9
Dec 29, 2006
2:51 PM
Pete Nice- actually that was a fake GR8ONE54.
just click on both avatars and you'll see the diference

Funny poem prome

pete_nice
Dec 29, 2006
2:52 PM
X-I caught that comment somewhere yesterday, about Chris Ross. Dude needs to get a life.

MC Search is not sharing his new spotight with Mr. Nice, but I am aware.

How often does Mr. Ross pop up and cause trouble like that?

pete_nice
Dec 29, 2006
2:55 PM
Bengals-Huh? What you talkin bout Willis?

See if you can dig up a picture of Turk Schoenert for your blog.

bengals9
Dec 29, 2006
3:28 PM
I mean that the one who commented on bennhater's blog wasn't the real GR8ONE54

dustylaker
Dec 29, 2006
6:11 PM
The guy who popped up supporting Ben's racial blog is the fake GR8 and is in reality Xrooster, which is what he does. When the fake Dustylaker name pops up it will be in blue, instead of black ink and it will be once again Xrooster. Sad really that some people simply can't get attention based on their own personality and have to stoop so low as to impersonate others trying to draw negative attention to that person in order to feel as they are accomplishing something.

edclinch
Dec 29, 2006
7:32 PM
I thought XRooster was a 13 year old girl. MeanD said he was a large guy who had a jump shot.

Truth is stranger than fiction...

Saddam is gone! Good job, justice seekers!

Orion_Pax
Dec 29, 2006
8:33 PM
prome - did you finish final fantasy 12?

i'm still trying to complete everything, right now i am at level 97 in all characters, and trying to fight the super optional bosses like Ultima, Yiazmat, Omega MKXII, and other remaining hunts. I am currently farming for the tournesol.

xrooster
Dec 29, 2006
8:57 PM
there you go again dusty. people of blog land i am neither the "fake" gr8one, nor am i the "fake" dusty laker. dustylaker is a pathelogical liar, who claims to have played in the cotton bowl as a wide receiver for UCLA in the 60's. only problem is the bruins have only played in the cotton bowl once and it wasn't in the 60's. oops.

clinch. i am 6'3" 225lbs and a i do have a jumper.

dustylaker
Dec 30, 2006
7:36 AM
hahaha and Xrooster thinks that people like myself are stupid enough to give him the right dates, places and numbers so just any old amateur internet stalker can run you down and harass you and your family even more.In fact some of the more competent stalkers will steal your identifty and run up credit cards, ruin your credit etc. You need to find a new victim Rooster. You're so far behind on me you'll never catch up.

Last edited by dustylaker on December 30th at 7:37 AM.

nyace29
Dec 30, 2006
8:55 AM
haha , how this was ever up there as the most interesting blob of the day ill never know.

guess that just shows that any garbage would be in the top 3, as we have seen in the past few weeks

xrooster
Dec 30, 2006
9:18 AM
Dec 11, 2006 | 3:09PM | report this
Due to popular demand, here are all email transactions between DustyLaker and myself. The guy accused me of cursing him in email and threatening him and his family. Also proceded to block me from doing add / drops or trades this week (the week I play him).
I also did a quick assesment and tallied the curse total.
My Total - 1
balls x 1
DustyLaker Total - 25
BLEEP x 1
BLEEP x 2
BLEEPS x 3
BLEEP x2
DAMN x 2
BLEEP x 5
BLEEP x 2
BLEEP x 1
BLEEPING x 3
BLEEPing x 1
BLEEPING CRYBABY x 1
#### x 1
BLEEPboy x 1
Enjoy!!!
---------

xrooster
Dec 30, 2006
9:18 AM
the truth must be told.

xrooster
Dec 30, 2006
9:18 AM
New Commissioner's Note
by: DustyLakers (velvetproductions@msn.com)
Due to the fact that this league is only about "defeating Dusty" and nothing else I have placed all my players on the bench and will no longer be participating. I will keep the league open but I will not further communicate with any of you. I have HAD it with people feeding Ace players. KG for Billups was ABSURD. Nobody with any NBA sense whatsoever would have made that trade. Lebron and Chandler for Dirk and Granger is ABSURD losing in combined points, steals, rebounds and assists. I have no further interest in this league. Have fun. Jesus what a bunch of morons
---------
At this point, DustyLaker procedes to trade...
Kobe Bryant for Stephon Jackson
Dwight Howard for Travis Outlaw
....amoung other rediculous trade offers as he tries to dump his best players to other teams in the league.
---------
From: tmichael
Sent: Saturday, December 09, 2006 3:04 PM
To: Fantasy League
Subject: Y! Sports: Dusty Laker is a Weird Dude
Wow dusty, way to act like a child.
People have not been trading with Ace just so that he can beat you.
Grow up, grow some balls, and finish the league that you started.
Just because your team is sucking doesn't mean you should quit halfway through.
---------

xrooster
Dec 30, 2006
9:21 AM
owe dusty by the way. UCLA actually played in the cotton bowl in '89, and '98. but never in the 60's.

i get it now. you tell all these tall tales on the internet not to garner attention for yourself, but to throw off the internet stalkers.

smart.

hey if you are really so worried about internet stalkers ruining your credit.

THEN WHY USE THE INTERNET AT ALL?

xrooster
Dec 30, 2006
9:21 AM
From: "robert hackaday"
To:
Subject: Re: Y! Sports: Dusty Laker is a Weird Dude
Date: Sat, 9 Dec 2006 16:52:54 -0800
because you are simply a BLEEPboy who says things nicely tomy face and constantly against mebehind my back I will not be accepting any further emails from you nor will you be allowed to post about me on the fantasy site or on my blog. BLEEP off hypocrite.
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From: Tyler Michael
Sent: Saturday, December 09, 2006 11:38 PM
To: velvetproductions@msn.com
Subject: Re: Y! Sports:
Why did you block me from posting and emailing? Now I can't talk about trades with people.
Stop ruining the league for me.
You already quit on everyone, now you are blocking me from stuff.
Stop ruining things.
If you are going to quit, then quit, but don't ruin it for people who want to have fun.
---------

xrooster
Dec 30, 2006
9:27 AM
ban dustyliar.

nyace29
Dec 30, 2006
9:50 AM
haha, rooster u must have allot of free time man.

how did you get these emails i thought ak deleted this post? lol

xrooster
Dec 30, 2006
9:56 AM
ace-- if i give away all my secrets then internet stalkers will come and take everything away from me. by the way xrooster isn't my real screen name.
my real screen name is aloyisius ignacio.

please don't steal my identity.

xrooster
Dec 30, 2006
1:06 PM
digging through the archives i caught a video of dustyliar back in the day when he tried out for the dodgers. this explains how he wound up in vietnam.

http://conelrad.com/mutatedtelevisi
on/hermanmunster.php

Orion_Pax
Jan 2, 2007
10:51 AM
aloysius ignacio - espanol?

GR8UN54
Jan 3, 2007
6:14 PM
shut up orion pax.

GR8UN54
Jan 3, 2007
6:15 PM
meathead--i love steven jackson.

GR8UN54
Jan 6, 2007
1:10 PM
yo butt munch why'd you take down the xrooster thing?

GR8UN54
Jan 8, 2007
7:25 AM
i love little reno 911.

nyace29
Jan 8, 2007
7:33 AM
haha , your not gonna let this thread die huh roost? lol

Prometheusmrt
Jan 8, 2007
7:36 AM
i didnt take down the xrooster entry FOX did.. i guess they are trying to wipe their butt completely clean of the xrooster stink.. he he he

GR8UN54
Jan 8, 2007
8:03 AM
can you blame them meathead?

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